1 useless vask+ 1 keen job seeker + 1 desperado.

10.17am: (arrival of monster no.1)

Firstly, he was late by 17 mins. that makes it 1020 seconds. his appointment was scheduled at 10am. but wait. oh wow. he looks tasty. tasty enough for me to take a second look. nice chiseled features. almost like he just jumped out of an mtv. tall. at least 1.8m. great dress sense too. impressive. but one thing just irritates me. his eyes pierce directly into the eyes of the acting secretary of the day( tts me. if u are slow). i know its unintentional. but a politically correct stare should only last for 5 seconds at most.

Anyway. a conversation that lasted for less than 4 mins concludes that monster no. 1 is actually just a vase. i reckon that god is fair and beautiful creatures are created with less brain juice than an average. thou' shall not bitch behind people's back. but well. he just couldnt sustain a proper conversation. that instantly takes the appeal away from him. he is just like a decomposed Godiva chocolate in premium wrapping. looks tasty but inedible.

11 plus am: ( arrival of monster no. 2)

ok. this one looks like a normal job seeker. appointment time is 11.30am. so great. he's just on time. looks average. but that doesnt mean tt i gave him less attention :) similarly. 4 mins were given to him. and he proved that my formula stated earlier was right. a deep thinker. definitely sane and wise. interesting. guess he has maybe 32.7% more brain juice than monster no.1.

1.33pm: ( arrival of monster no. 3)

DEFINITELY early. his appointment time is 2pm. this one came in with a BROAD smile on his face. a smile that almost made me laughed out loud. im serious. and i assure you that the smile was on the entire time when he's ard me. he looks comical too. very fair. fairer than me. but then again, thats not a very good gauge cuz' my degree of fairness is only 6/10. apparently, he mistook me to be my boss. pity Miss acting secretary of the day. i had to bear with him telling me long grandma stories. 'how suitable he is for the job, the achievements he had, he wouldnt mind working long hours, and if i didnt remember wrongly i think he told me he had a pet chiwawa.' well. his never ending self-promoting speech lasted for around 22 mins. i couldnt bear the pain anymore. so i excused myself to the ladies. when i got back, he was already in my boss's room. thank you jesus.

well. 3 interesting monsters for the interesting me. im glad they came. somehow their eccentricity made my day :)

im freaking out now.

there's a person from housekeeping infected with chicken pox. and another one from front desk infected too. and i can tell you im so bloody scared now. i cant breathe properly the whole morning. and i'm beginning to feel itchy all over. (i hope im fine) i am a damn paranoid. i even went to wiki chicken pox and found a vaccine known as varicella. and i WILL go and get a jab during lunch.( from where ever this vaccine can be located) IM FREAKING OUT NOW. and im trying hard not to breathe in case some malicious chicken germs gets into my body system. i think i'll die from suffocation soon.

chicken pox is worse than committing suicide!

I never knew that staying home could be so fulfilling. we didnt want to go out anymore cuz' we are both monetarily challenged. So we turned to activities that are free. and that would be the gym and steam room at my place. it was DAMN SHIOK. pardon me for using this cheap word to describe our emotions. a little secret here: my babe( i shant say who) went naked in the steam room cuz she had nothing to wear. i thought it was weird. but after a while, i went naked too. and surprisingly it was so comfortable! oh my. u guys should really try going naked in steam room/suanas. its so pleasurable and satisfying. but, we had to admit we were indeed afraid tt someone might barge in and see our naked hot bods. i bet she'll feel inferior. HAHA.

Had a great lunch too with 2 of my favourite babes. good food with good company. thats what life should be like. and thanx to both of you talking happily abt ur boyfriends. i hear the word boyfriend like over a million times today. ' my boyfriends snores too! oh, urs also ar? .. my boyfriend blablabla.. ' hey babes. do take note that ur good friend here is alone and one entity on her own. pls find me a snoring boyfriend too. that is if u trust what im saying.

Wanted to go for a manicure cuz' it makes me happy. but realise im rather broke. not forgetting that my skills are as good or even better than a manicurist. ended up buying Sally Hansen's moonlight nail polish and did my own nails. and im so in love with it now! if accounting gets me nowhere in the future, i shall open my own nail parlor :)

A sunday oh so lovely!

Well, it was an interesting night i would say. definitely not fun. but im so very relieved that our misunderstanding is cleared up. and im sorry for my insensitivity and your over sensitivity. and i promise you tt my eyes will not roll again. anyway, some pictures to calm our souls :)

everyone is drinking cocktails and bla. but im spotted with a beer in my hand. again. i told you im a man.
im going stay away from clubs now. and i will BURN DOWN all clubs if it spoils our friendship.

To the DJ in Zouk yest: you should just go and die. i felt like stabbing you a million times but you were too far away. i didnt spend 28 bucks on a precious friday night to listen to you play SHIT. you are just fucked up. and you dont understand the art of club music at all. fuck you. you asshole.

I am a weighing scale. All women love me. I know i'm popular and a necessity in their lives. Nowadays, even younger girls are obsessed about me, exhibiting servile compliance. My presence is the sina qua non' of every household. Vuala! i am superior to all.

Recently, i had a new owner. A tall, lanky, sweet-looking young girl with shiny hazelnut coloured hair. i must say she is definitely attractive, appealing to me at least. Honestly, im flattered that im her possession. She visits me 12 times a day. Great! my huge ego is always well-fed. Though ive never seen her smile when she's with me. but i dont give a damn! All i want is attention from her.

We got closer each day, almost too intimate for my liking. She told me she had a motive for being with me. that she wanted to be slimmer,that she can eat only fruits and fish. I know i should have dissuaded her from this potentially self-destruction regime. But i must admit that i am a self-centered creature. She will leave me once she's enlightened. So, i choose to hush and enjoy the moments we spend each day.

If i'm selfless, i would have told her 'beauty lies beneath superficials.'

but oh' too bad!

Apparently, there is this guest in our hotel who dialled to our front office to report an emergency. and that is: the head of his dick is bleeding and he desparately needs some form of help. well. how interesting. does the front office look like a fresh cock dispenser?

Eventually, he got all the attention he wanted but no help. On the report it was written 'no first aid was offered because of its complicated nature'.

Now i wonder why is his dick bleeding in the 1st place?

In short, this was a mad night. i'm so sleepy now so not gonna write much. picture explains all.

Items on hand: 2 Magnum Almond Icecreams, 1 packet of Tao Kae Noi seaweed, Zen Stone mp3 with external speaker, pink Sony camera.
Location: Parc Oasis Swimming Pool
Time: 1030pm
Characters: Two crazily crazed creatures.

Now the seaweed drug is beginning to take effect. She got high on icecream! i got high on seaweed!

Trust me. Seaweed makes you high. try it. wheres my seaweed!
And this picture is crowned 'joke of the night-kuala bear wannabe'!
look at this kick ass shot! LOVE IT! (credit goes to our professional photographer, crazily crazed creature no.2)
tts all dude, its time for kuala bear wannabe to catch some sleep. and promise me to try some seaweeds soon :)

* WE DID NOT DO BOOZE OR DRUGS. ITS JUST PURELY ICECREAMS AND SEAWEEDS*

i must say that boredom really CAN kill me. so my thoughts wandered again.

1st thing tt come to my mind when i think of these colours:

black--> i dont know why. but i thought of armpit hair. opps

yellow--> this one is easy. nicely chilled beer

red--> i know this sounds gross. er. menstruation blood? okok. i'll change it to tomatoes.

green--> the green tea that i just drank.

blue--> my newly painted royal blue nail colour.

pink--> i think of my redhill Sony camera. credits to Miss Wet.

purple--> surprisingly. im stuck at this colour for VERY long. we'll skip her for the time-bein'

orange--> Marigold's mango juice. oh tts yellow? orange juice then.

brown--> my apologies again. i think of my shit. the one that i flushed away this morning.

grey--> sesame icecream. yummy

gold--> the lovely heels on my feet now :)

purple-->ah! blueberries!

i love my randomness! Now. back to internship. :(

Jing is coming over to chill tonight. happy :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IUaqBRasCHQ (MUST WATCH)

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Jade Cole (ANTM Cycle 6).
I crown her the most interesting, most DIVA, most deluded, most entertaining model wannabe ever on ANTM. i dont even understand why tyra banks went on with cycles 7,8,9,10. She will never be able to find someone as ludicrous as Miss Jade, the self-proclaimed undiscovered supermodel.

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Many would actually find her arrogant, but as La' Jade said 'I dont have an ounce of arrogance in my body'. I see it in a different light. What she has is not arrogance. its something called ad infinitum defeatless confidence. She strongly embraces who she is. Though she always lands in the bottom 2 (due to her attitude i feel), she comes back strong and with a vengeance. Her wall of confidence is probably made of diamond.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4gNZXk4nNE&feature=related( SHE CAN WRITE HER OWN DICTIONARY)

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Basically, she's the only reason why i watch season 6. She's a legend in ANTM history.

'Leftover lady, let alone the strongest to be subdued.If only i had the magic key, that would unlock the realm to the plateau of the highest me, even though i'd been badly bruised,living in a house to become a popular muse.' - Jade Cole.

Sometimes i just wish to stay in reveries. Allow my sanity to disappear for a while. just a little while. i promise i'll let her come back in no time. Just follow where the wind takes you to.

oh' forgotten fairytales...

On the train this morning, theres a man reading a book entitled ' How to fall asleep and never wake up.' Its a little yellow book. im glad that i cant read the author cuz' it looks rather hideous to me.Something must be very wrong with both the reader and the writer.
owner of littler yellow book:
1) He is genuinely suffering from insomnia and needs a cure.( If thats the case. he must be stupid. reading a book doesnt cure insomnia. you need a doctor)
2) He is so stressed at work that he's considering euthanasia. he wants to die painlessly to free himself. (if so, i need to knock some sense out of him.)
3) He has too much free cash. and his favourite colour is yellow. so he bought this hideous book. and he has to read it since he bought it. ( he should donate his money to me instead )
writer of the hideous book:
he should just change the title of his book to 'the yellow hideous book.' maybe that will give him better sales.

the world is just so freaking interesting'

i just stole 4 sticks of honey from holiday inn's banquet. its not my fault. i have a bad throat. i need some honey to soothe it. and i think i did a clean job.

so im officially a stealer today. a competent one.

You never knew that i always treated you as my teacher.cuz' you are always humble and modest. secretly, i admired your character and the way you dealt with unhappy episodes in life. never have i seen someone as strong as u girl. i feel like a retarded sheep beside you sometimes.lol

and when u told me that you're off to States for a year to experience life alone, i took it with peace. cuz' i know thats you. you told me that the place you're heading to is rather unsafe. i worry. but i know you will have your way to deal with it. you are learning independence and im sure u'll graduate with soaring colours.

it was a great dinner. though i wouldnt be seeing you for a year. still, you always have a space in my heart.

Bon' Voyage my dear friend :)

i wonder who invented heels. he must be the saviour of many girls. of many souls.

when i wish to feel tall, i wear heels. n im amazed that it indeed makes me feel tall. it gives me a sanguine disposition. it makes me in control. oo love it. yet. will it make me more vulnerable once i step out of it? maybe. its a drug that i have to be prudent with.

i looked at this new pair of heels on my feet(she's only 4 days old). im so sorry to have inflicted a scar on you when i tripped. a scar that left you feeling ugly. a scar that makes your shelf life even shorter. a scar that might make me despise you. soon i'll move on to a new pair of heels. though i fell in love with you at first sight. im sry tt i did you wrong.

'get yourself a pair of heels, for it'll bring you to the most beautiful places.'

This is initially an angry and long post. but oh well. i reckon that angry moments dont deserve to have a slot on this blog. so im just gonna put it in short.
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if i organise an outing. i make sure i call everyone who said they will be coming. even if i dont dial up personally. i make sure someone else does. y? cuz' i value everyone's presence. i dont do with assumptions. but then again, everyone functions differently. i dont have a right to complain anyway.

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its not anger. its just a tinge of disappointment i guess.

dont worry. i still love you guys.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rBjpjEAi24

take a look at this. the video is lost form. but the music is cute.

my bikini ,sunglass, some grapes, a banana, some spontaneous friends. and we will dance in sweet hawaiian skirts. such a happy song for a happy creature like me.

sunday is a day for dreams :)

I think im in the wrong room. the man in front of me is wearing a worn out blue polo tee, with jeans. Is there a dress down for doctors on Sundays? well. lets just see what he can do.
doctor wannabe: (looks at me. expecting me to say something 1st)

me: uh yea. im having a bad throat. its worse at night. cant really sleep cuz i keep coughing.

wannabe: ok. tts all?

me: yea. im not having a fever. but can i have some stronger medicine cuz i dont want my cough to drag on for too long...

wannabe: normally these cough meds are quite default. theres no remedies.theres nothing much i can do too. just rest for a week or two n u'll probably be fine.

me: uh. oh. okay (wtf. like. i dont need to spend $40.90 to come to you to hear these unhelpful words)

wannabe: actually its best to just take some honey with lemon. it cures better than anyyyy of these medicines here. (grins)

me: ER. hurhur. ya i guess so too (oh fuck. im paying you so much. and you tell me that ur medicines are no better than honey n some stupid lemon? c'mon. easy job for u huh DOCTOR.im not a dumb girl. and im telling you im just gonna walk out and not pay u a single penny. dont u get it twisted!)

wannabe: yup. so i guess thats all ( grins again)

me: oh. ok thanx a lot. (and i think i smiled)

(and i paid $40.90. got my medicines. left RafflesMedical Clinic)

what a joke.

Surprisingly, it rained lastnight. i was awaken by the sound of huge rain droplets slapping at my window panes. and i went back to sleep. smiling.

today is another lovely day :)

everyone wore gowns. gowns that look almost insanely possible for me to be in. im serious. and im amazed by their enthusiasm. a handful even had their hair and makeup specially done for e occassion. i thought they only dress this' up for proms. but oh well. i was wrong. apparently, Commissionary Ball is indeed a big thing huh.i nearly wanted to wear a simple sundress to avoid being too over-dressed. but im glad tt i wore this mini cheong sum. at least i look not under-dressed.(i guess i'm like the most casually dressed one)
and thanx kelvin for the sponsorship :) credits to you.
thought that it will be extremely boring. but actually its better than i expected. and thanx kelvin for being sucha gentleman the whole while.
im so very drained now. thus not gonna go into details of the night. i need to catch some beauty sleep now.

i wish it rains tonight... i wish it rains everynight.

PINK!!!

its a colour for little young girls you might say. but' i AM a little young girl :)

(i wish to have)

pink sunflowers. pink sushi in a pink lunchbox. pink heelies tt i can sashay in. pink nails' wad more to say. pink hair' im serious. pink rosy cheeks. pink umbrella tt pops out in the rain. pink friends,lol. pink eye lashes. pink nipples, just kiddin'. pink songs to soothe my soul. pink tattoo at my lower back. pink bag with huge glaring sequines. pink blog. i have that!

(i have)

pink T70 Sony camera which yanni named as redhill. round of applause for her creativity'

lastly, i wish tt my shit is pink too. how interesting'

i was so bored on the way to work today tt i spent the whole journey observing passengers on board. heres my thought bubbles:
there are 9 seats across me. 9 persons who are abt to be put on operation table for doctor helen to examine. well. here it goes.
object 1:i forgot. she/he is too insignificant a creature to be put under close scrutiny.
object 2:this one is interesting. a guy. probably my age. average looking. he had huge earphones stuck to his ears. his eyes were closed. sleeping? i dont think so. cuz' occassionally he grins to himself. weird. really weird. and his lips are moving now. lip singing? hmm. and throughtout the whole journey he never once opened his eyes.well, he is the dreamer singer wannabe.
object 3:an Auntie. very thick makeup. VERY. a light slap on her cheek might have sent people beside her coughing. and she wears pink lace stocking. oh God. spare me. and she stares at me straight in the eyes. i tried looking away. but when my glance accidentally falls upon her again. i realised that she's still staring at me. well. i would have stared back but since she has aged, i'll leave it as that.
object 4:a kid. below 10. not interested. i hate looking at tiny things.
object 5:another guy listening to music. but at least this one is not lip singing or grinning. hes perfectly normal.
object 6:a girl. my age. im very sure. Slightly above average. and i emphasize slightly. i liked her toe nail colour. nice neat electric blue. great. great legs too. nice boobs too. shes definitely a hottie. but her face is just slightly above average i must say. i can feel her stare now. its so bloody obvious. its not a kind stare. she just smells bitch to me. so i stared back. the kind of stare that a bitch returns to a bitch. she is slightly taken aback but her stare continued. and now shes looking at my lower body. wtf? so i stared straight at her boobs. tt probably made her uncomfortable. she squirms. and she started playing with her phone. even behind her black nokia phone i could still feel her stare. wads wrong with her! alright i'll just take tt as a compliment then. enough time is spent on observing her. and she does not deserve more.
object 7:friend of object 6. skip'
object 8:another guy in headphone. boring.
object 9:a teenage girl. her bf is standing. she looks kinda cute. but her bf is. erm. nevermind. lets just put it as an 'interesting combination of contrasting beauty' ha.

well, the doctor is tired now. and theres not much intriguing discoveries for the day. how sad'

my maid just spoilt my favourite bikini.
FUCKED UP!

run.run.run.run.runnnnnnnnn
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just gymed for an hr. and it feels fuckin' great!
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y do people skip meals to slim down? y not head to the gym and activate those sleeping sweat glands. feel the adrenaline rush. feel the racing heart beat. its better than having sex i think. lol.
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oh well. sounds simple. but discipline is not in my genes baby. my body my face even my ass spells laziness. but i do try to keep up.

sweating makes me oh so high. :)

i hope this bowl of sashimi will appear in my eyes in 10 secs. someone satisfy my crave! i'll marry him if its a he. and i'll find her a husband if its she. hows tt' ?

it doesnt cost a single penny to smile. and yet it brings invaluable sweetness to the smilee.
im not very rich. so i'll smile more. today a stranger smiled at me. and i think she just made my day.

cuz' we both wore banana yellow. telepathy tt only best friends have :) after 12 yrs. we are still the same. two opposites. yet so simliar. and she still looks awesome!

she's obviously suffering from her jet lag. LOL. she looks like a lost sheep looking for cheese.
Great music we had. all thanks to the awesome band. they kicked ass! and Cam whoring. duh. thats our favourite pastime since like forever. we dont have much time to look this young. and we will continue with this activity with our grandkids in the future.i always look sweet with Jing. but my real degree of sweetness is zero. n i dont drool over cakes and ice creams. oh did i happen to mention tt im actually a guy in a she body. dont roll ur eyes. im serious.look at the second pic. im clearly UNsober.i had 7 beers already. and cheers to the creation of beer.

Jing is back= Party time. though there was no party. booze is definitely enough to make me SMILE like a cow. i know cows dont smile. but i SMILE like a cow when i have booze and more booze!

cheers to walas baby.

Apparently. My colleagues found two tomatoes in our pantry fridge. Two succulent bright red tomatoes. hmm. and its owner refuse to claim it. so we've decided to call them the secretive tomatoes.
n did i mention that im ammused that im ammused by these 2 tomatoes from heaven. i am gonna eat them up soon.

i hate internship. another 1.5hrs. 150mins.9000seconds to go before the clock hits six. freak.

going to walas tonight with Jing.

miss you babe!

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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