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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Morning scare.

I forgot i changed my morning alarm to a noisy, insane fire alarm sound.
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Today, it rang right beside my tender ears.
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I got a huge shock of my life.
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And a very big good morning.


She slaps at 10:15 PM




Wednesday, June 23, 2010
This is for you, if you forgot the rules, READ IT HERE.

Ok, a very lovely friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend recently. She is going through a period of what the love gurus call - painful recovery. I know it hurts, i know you no longer recognize your silly self, but these are my golden rules for you.
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Rule 1: DO NOT CALL HIM.
I know you miss him very much . I know you want to know if he is doing fine. I know you yearn to hear him telling you how much he has been missing you too and how he can and will never be able to love another girl as much as he has loved you. But let me answer that for you. If you pick up the phone and dial his number, most probably he will not sound as emotional disturbed as you. He is likely to be having any usual lunch with his friend while you on the other line feel daggers piercing through your heart. You might even end up crying painfully while he thinks that you are a weakling who can't let go and move on with life. You hang up the phone and you are back to square one. Now, be ready to start pouring for a brand new week again.

Rule 2: CALL ME INSTEAD.

Rule 3: DO NOT FACEBOOK , MSN, PHYSICAL STALK HIM.
Stop looking at his msn nick. Stop looking at his facebook status. The fact that he changed his msn nick to something relatively sensual does not mean that he still loves you. Love is not displayed by randomly changing msn nicks. If he really wants you back in his life, ego will not hinder him from flying to your doorstep to get you back, with whatever means. If there's nothing at your doorstep, then move on and clean your tears cuz this is just another episode of life that you will have to learn to pull through.

Rule 4: DO NOT FIND EXCUSES FOR HIM.
No, he is not busy trying to earn his living. No, he is not going through a hard time that he vanishes from earth. Stop worrying about how he is recovering when you can't even get a grip of yourself anymore. Take care of yourself, he is an adult, he will not die if he is upset. If he still wants to hold on to the relationship, he would have done something constructive days ago.

Rule 5: DO NOT EXPECT TO BE REMEMBERED BY HIM.
Yes, i totally understand. He once treated you like a princess and held you endearly in his palms. This is no longer the case now. You must accept the truth that this treatment is not in application anymore. Instead, this treatment might be extended to another girl in the near future. Do not expect the guy to remember you for the rest of his life, because this is not going to happen. No matter how much he loved you when you were together, that is all in the past. Eventually, he will love his new someone.

Rule 6: BUY NEW CLOTHES.
Stop saying there's no occassion to wear pretty clothes. EVERY DAY IS AN OCCASSION! The next time i see you, make sure you are in a hot sexy dress, ready to hit the club anytime.

Rule 7: LOVE YOURSELF NOW.
Give youself some air to breathe. Remind yourself that you are wonderful, gorgeous, very lovely, intelligent, deserving, wholesome, hero, princess, sexy, very desirable, independent and very bright. You lost your focus in life that you forgot you are acutally all these.

Rule 8: REMEMBER. WE ALL LOVE YOU.
If you want to go fishing, call us. If you want to go singing, call us. If you want to go for a crying marathon, call us. If you want to go to Africa, call us. If you want to jump down a building, you must call us. There are so many people in your life who loves you and wants to see the happy you again. So, don't disappoint us. YOU.

YOU WILL BE FINE :)


She slaps at 10:13 AM




Saturday, June 19, 2010
Yes, i am a spendthrift.


Yes, this is my new obsession.

Yes, i spend more on iphone covers than on iphone herself.

But so what.

IT MAKES ME HAPPY :)


She slaps at 11:22 AM




Thursday, June 17, 2010
Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Recently, I caught this movie after a friend's strong recommendation, saying i will sure like it. Nevermind it screened in 2008, i admit i am slow in certain arenas of life.

Cristina is a social non conformist, searching for romantic and unfulfilled love, everything that deviates from the usual stable and socially acceptable love relationship. She has no commitments in life and is free to bask in empty novelties and persistent sparkles.

Vicky, on the other hand is a rigid and well-managed person. She analyses everything in life rationally and weighs costs and benefits of every situation. She has a Wall Street boyfriend, with a stable job and stable income, faithful persona and was ready to marry her in 2 weeks.

Both girls went on a short trip to Barcelona where they met a stranger, Juan Antonia. This intriguing man asked them to go on a trip with him to a small town in Spain where they could enjoy the breathtaking scenery, talk about life, sip some wine and make love.

Vicky eventually made love with Juan Antonia after an unexpected romantic night out with him. Of course, given her personality, she was caught in a whirlpool of confusion. She lost her initial determination to marry the guy she thought was so perfect for her. She did try hard to maintain her principles, but eventually lost her game to momentary temptation.

Cristina, obviously made love with Juan Antonia since she was looking for excitement and novelty. She soon found comfort in Antonia and spent the rest of her days in Barcelona happy and romantic.

Juan Antonia's ex lover Maria Lena, is a beautiful, hot, artistic, insane painter. She stabbed a knife into Antonia once after a heated argument. They were a match made in heaven, but it was just not meant to be. Maria came back to his home one day, and cristina was told Maria will live with them for at least a few months.

Strangely, when Cristina is around, Maria and Antonia's relationship stabalized. There were no more arguments, no more violence, no more attempting to kill each other. She was the missing ingredient in their consistent fiery relationship, just like the missing bit of sugar in a bland chocolate bar. Cristina made love with Maria. She also made love with Antonia. She eventually convinced herself that she is in love with them both. Cristina is in a relationship with both Maria and Antonia.

Eventually, there might just be no fixed rule to any relationship.

1) Who says a rational and decent person will never cheat.

2) Who says a relationship can just involve 2 person, what if the relationship indeed has a missing ingredient.

3) What is the difference between loving a person and being in love with a person.

Think about that. Goodnight, World.


She slaps at 10:42 PM




Today, i had fever.


Today, i got a new pair of retarded slippers :)


She slaps at 10:36 PM




Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Suddenly.

LIFE IS PRETTY, SEXY, VERY LOVELY :)


She slaps at 6:04 PM




Monday, June 14, 2010
Another lovely weekend :)












Another week to to grin about :)


She slaps at 12:47 AM




Friday, June 11, 2010
Life game.


If life is a colour. It must be passionate hot pink.
If life is an emotion. It must be jealousy.
If life is a garden. It must be filled with daisies.
If life is an animal. It must be dear python or foxy.
If life is a disease. It must be lovely HIV.
If life is a philosophy. It must be a huge controversy.
If life is a prediction. It must be an explosion.
If life is a weapon. It must be the naked maiden.
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If life is a speck of dust. It better be my golden dream.


She slaps at 12:15 AM




Thursday, June 10, 2010
Shazam :)


As long as the song is a recorded piece, this iphone app is able to detect it and display the name of the song and the album it belongs to in less than 30 seconds. Simply press 'tag' and whatever song that is playing at that moment (ie: in a pub, at a birthday party, in the toilet, in your car) will be analyzed and transported to your phone.
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HOW COOL IS THAT! GO GET THIS APP NOW :)


She slaps at 6:00 PM




Sunday, June 6, 2010
Just like strawberry complains about her plenty big pores.


Ringworms are still here to stay on my face.
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Instead of feeling miserable,
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I decided to take a different approach.
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At least i do not have greasy hair or fat body or abusive boyfriend or bad breath or saggy breasts or low vulgarities tolerance or flat ass or unappreciative friends or financially crippled family or easily chipped nails or long smelly armpit hair or high pitch voice or infected naval piercing or stupid brain or insomnia or depression or crazy boss or swollen eyelids or high fever or flabby tummy or excessive dead skin on my feet or zero creativity or bad english or bad chinese.
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I ONLY HAVE RINGWORMS :)


She slaps at 5:12 PM







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