Everyone has a threshold for emotions. I have a very low threshold for irritation. For the past few weeks, everytime i visit my space, spam comments greet my lovely chatbox. They call it free advertisement, i call it fucked up bullshit. Hence, instead of letting them control me, i shall control them. BYE BYE IRRITATIONS. POOF! and my chatbox (along with the irritating prevalent spams) is gone for good.

Eventually, I don't care who the readership of this blog goes to. I don't need comments option to proof to anyone that real humans are reading it. I write because i will.

SEE? IT'S SO EASY TO BE HAPPY! :)

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Before i turn slightly stupid, it's high time to read a book.

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If only time permits, for another strawberry outing.

5 reasons why you are STILL fat:

1) You eat in the office.

You are a slave to your boss. When lunch time comes knocking at your door, you decide to get convenient food back to your seat and lunch in. Firstly, be honest, how much time can be saved and how much more extra work can be done just by lunching in? Stop finding excuses that you are diligent. Just admit that you are deniably inefficient. Secondly, by lunching in, you accumulate all those unattractive fats at your tummy area and walk off with a bonus big fat ass. NOW GET OUT!

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2) You social eat.

We all have evil friends who can't wait to see us expand in girth. Friends who know we are striving to maintain a healthy lifestyle but force down that burger king set meal down our throat. One fine day, I had a huge satisfying bowl of fishball noodles for lunch. On a random conversation, I told my colleague that I crave for mushroom swiss burger. After an hour, this very helpful colleague bought his own whopper meal plus another set of mushroom swiss double meal for me (knowing that i just had big lunch). I resisted for 4 times but eventually still gobbled the whole set down my very expanded oesophagus. LEARN HOW TO SAY NO TO EVIL FRIENDS.

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3) You shake no ass.

And you are the kind of girl who doesn't like the word sweat. You are a shame to your sweat glands waiting to pounce. To be slim and toned, you can't escape cardio which eventually means you can't escape jogging, cycling or swimming. NOW LOVE SWEAT!

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4) You are one apple a day girl.

Fruits contain sugar if you do not know yet. Consuming just fruits everyday for a prolonged period in fact result in weight gain rather than weight loss. Cutting down carbs is a much wiser strategy than going fruitarian. Balance is the word. Counting calories during every meal will put extra pressure on your mind, body and soul. And that calories stress, causes weight gain too!

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5) You have a boyfriend.

Self-explanatory. All boyfriends' goal in life is to make their girlfriends fat. Try hiding from them for a month. That's the best way to shed those fats!

Pretty is an exclamation from afar when you are a mere stranger to her.

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Attractive is after months and years of knowing, you still exclaim her beauty.

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I have many pretty friends, only few are attractive.

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Oh well, you know who :)

For all the love and sweetness you filled my life with,

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Happy Birthday crazy best friend :)

The best pair of heels will bring you to the best places in the world.

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GIVE ME THOSE HEELS!

So, I spent the past week in Beijing for a shipping conference, and these are the things i want to remember.
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1) The hotel was a place to fall in love with. It was a jacuzzi to soak bubble bath in, a princess bed to bury my slumber in and an auto warm up toilet seat to plant my lovely ass in. And forget not, extremely friendly hotel staffs to make a blessed homely stay.

2) I used to call it pretentious, but now i call it soft skills. Having technical knowledge of a profession only brings you to the top of the trees. But having the soft skills to socialise appropriately brings you to another world of opportunities. Friends or business partners, i would like plenty of them in my pocket!

3) When i finally got time to myself, i went clubbing alone. Someone told me the club in my hotel is one of the best in Beijing. This is enough reason to justify taking a peep at it. Since no one was free to join me, i decided to explore it on my own. I queued for 40 minutes (alone) only to realise that hotel guests have priority entry. Yes, blame it on stupidity or whatever. In the end, i found myself dancing with random new friends from Argentina and Africa. How insane but fun is that :)

4) It was my first time taking a transit flight. Unfortunately, flight from Beijing to Guangzhou was delayed for one hour due to the lamest reason. This led to a mad rush for my flight when i land in Guangzhou. In order to catch my flight back to Singapore, i had to literally run across two terminals with 3 Peking ducks on my hand. Trust me, ducks are very heavy creatures.

5) I wrote a thank you card to the boy who came to my room for housekeeping every night at 8pm. He told me how lucky i am to be able to travel and stay in nice hotels. To him, supporting his big family back in their village is the only priority in his life. And he is very happy and contented seeing their happy faces everytime he goes home. So much to learn about contentment :)

Throw me into the ocean, for i know i will not drown.

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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