If the sexy blue sky collapse today. If the naughty air is filled with toxic today. If the aloof building that i sleep in topple today. See, i always have countless reasons for appreciating this lovely life.

1) I love the fact that my maid made me a monstrous cup of fruit juice just now. It is a super duper confused concoction of apple, starfruit, papaya, tomato and some other nonsense. And it tasted like a sincere chemistry experiment. When i simply ordered fruit juice.
2) I love the fact that when i was shitting yesterday in JE library, the automatic flush functioned before my shitting session officially ended. So fuck, my ass was washed lightly with my own shit water. This is life.
3) I love the fact that my brother is secretly consuming a piece of prawn in the back of our kitchen. He is not supposed to ingest anything of any animal form anymore. Unless if he wishes to grow into a hippopotamus.
4) I love the fact that i was caught dancing frantically to insane music in my own room by my maid. I thought i locked my door.
5) I love the fact that Sara Teo said she's getting married on the 29th Feb. And i thought she got pregnant by god knows what.
6) I love the fact that i am so addicted to photo-hunt in facebook but i can no longer play cuz i've reached my maximum play credits. It's like dangling a piece of cow right in front of your face.
7) I love the fact that you look at me with the same intensity even when i'm wearing my ugly specs.

GOOD MORNING WORLD!

The nails looked very pretty. Thats why they caught our attention. Thus, we willingly stayed a little longer to award them some intense stares. Maybe that made us looked interested and yearning? I swear to my stomach that both my toe and finger nails are on their trip to hell. But money god is still not doing any good to my pathetic bank account. Anyway the woman came out and invited us in to take a look. I knew whats up her sleeve, its an evil slimy little jelly slug. As expected, she pulled out her facial packages and offered us student rates. Suddenly, she saw the moles on my friend's face and sincerely promised to remove them without leaving any scar. And i asked, just for fun and joy about the possibility of removing the mole below my lips.

Apparently, after some research, the attention seeking mole below my lips represents shi2(food) and wang4 fu1(bringing luck to the husband). THIS MOLE IS HERE TO STAY! and i promise i'll make her bigger, in exchange for more yummy food. My friend found another mole on my face. Hidden in between my eyebrows. And guess what, that mole represents cai2(money money money). HAHAHA. I knew it! I'm gonna make it realllll big soon!

VERY SOON :P

Dinner is not a time to consume boring and nonsensical food. Dinner should be a time for rainbows and skittles. Dinner should be a time for the most juicy gossips in town. INTENSE GOSSIPING IN OPERATION. And that was what happened to the insignificant group of sirius family members. over cheap zi char cooked food for dinner just now. The older generation never fails to remind us to learn from our peers, and we sure know that. We did 2 hours of hard core gossiping (we don't usually do this, trust me, we are very nice creatures), this is what we all took home.

1) Facebook is the best creation on mother earth. It is charity. We really do not wish to know the mundane updates of random people in our facebook lists. We respect everyone's privacy and personal space thats for sure. However, facebook forces us to recognize who gets attached, anti-attached, married, divorced, pregnant, flirted on walls and dumped. a very efficient source of information distribution channel. well.
2) Pretty girls should never over-consume. Hot girls should never allow yourself to grow FAT. The whole world will put on their bitching machine and compete for the highest bitching hits. Trust me. But do note that ugly girls have no issues with that. Please just eat more, no one really cares :)
3) Nothing is unbreakable. We just encountered and acknowledged more than 3 breakups for some lengendary unbreakable relationships today. and i'm still amazed by how bitchy Sirius can get. Where do you guys get your sources from may i know!
4) Sirius can really bitch like female dogs. I look forward to our Taiwan trip people.

And if there's anything i would miss about acadamic relatables in university, it would definitely be the SIRIUS FAMILY. and of course the laksa in Quad :P Books and notes and results can fucking go and die.

So, she finally started singing. deep husky sexy voice. totally appealing. and i began to realise she wasn't just singing, singing. she was soaked in her own music. nice to hear, pretty to watch, interesting to laugh at. it was definitely considered as crowded for a monday night at walas. there was once i went to watch her with a friend. it was on a monday night too. but a slightly colder and bitter monday. yet she still sang with the same ardor and grace. well, yesterday was a bit different. for the first time i simmered myself in a pan of boiling revelations. and jolly in the midst of sinful beers. i spent a bit of time observing the creatures around me. tell me i'm really getting old.

1) Of cuz there was my favourite singer up her own little platform. and i suddenly thought i might do a good job up that little world too. i once dreamt of being a rock star. only that i saw no audience in my own fantasy dream. singing live is no longer just about the voice quality. its about the confidence, the humor, the rapport and everything else so sweet and lovely. its pretty amazing how her voice lifted up my so very dampened by bloody 306 nightmare soul. now i suddenly remembered why i use to like drinking in walas so very very much. but anyway.

2) As usual, there is bound to be someone's birthday somehow. somewhere. well, this time i am really amused, maybe even impressed. Yesterday, there were 2 birthday boys. so mr birthday boy A and mr birthday boy B were both invited on stage to do a dance. they are perfect strangers. and their 1st meet up is on the mini stage of walas wonderland. 2 freaking spontaneous boys. dancing along to the music. i sincerely wished that someone could teach me dances like that. I laughed like a coolie man. the whole night.

3) This is the most interesting sight of the night. it happens almost everytime i visit walas. a table of very high from alcohol working class. hahaha. they drink a lot, they eat a lot and they laugh a lot too. to me, it is a funny sight to look at. life is hopeful again when they drink and i really like that. well, on a lighter note, it is actually very sweet to look at. they will probably revert back to their usual uptight self the next day at work. when i start working, i promise i will drink to sleep everynight :P

4) At the far corner where light is dim and rosy, there is a couple. i think they drank too much and thou shall have no further comments.

Recess week is worse than any normal school week. I swear to Jesus Christ. I am still full of hatred towards any acadamic torture and truama. But oh well, life is still beautiful. I'm serious :)

It doesn't matter how long i've known you. It doesn't matter how many times we met up.

Hello Mishie Kuan (the way you say it) I genuinely like you :)

There's a fucking notorious and attention seeking pimple on my forehead. She talks to me. And i'm considering cutting my fringe to hide her.

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Or should i go back to dreamland and escape from the reality of an undeserving ugly forehead.

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Life is unpredictable. damn it.

If he's into you, he will call you, voicemail you, snailmail you, email you, stalk you, spy you, or find you under the sea.

If he's not that into you, he evaporates like H2O.

The female species over-believe that if he never calls, he either lost your number or he thinks you're too good for him or he got knocked down by a car or his grandma passed away OR__ OR__OR__ OR__ OR__ OR__ OR__.

Anyway. I enjoyed this movie to bits. Watch it and you'll know why :)

One fine afternoon, i was on my way to school. It was a bus. The usual rocky and unexciting bus ride to prosaic tutorial class. The usual sleepy and cynical student awaiting another round of unfamiliar content slapping. Well, don't be too early to award the boring afternoon its death sentence. Look, there's a girl sitting opposite me. Of cuz, she, as a physical item alone is not the unboring item i am refering to. So, i dozed off a bit. But what happened the next moment when my eyelids bid farewell excited me. The lady in front of me was eating a banana. Firstly, you are not supposed to consume food or beverages on the bus. Secondly, any proper lady should not consume a banana in public. It is like PDA, or even worse. Anyway, she ate it in a very hesitant and slow manner (or demure, if thats the word i should be using), almost like she is having an affair with the fruit. Well, the guy beside me was breathing unsystematically the entire time. I don't blame him actually as my imagination was running wild too.

The right way to eat a banana in public (if you are ever in such a predicament) is to peel it, give it a very angsty QUICK bite, chew and swallow. And move on with life.

Never ever look at the fruit directly in the eye as if you 2 are friends.

On normal days, this email will definitely land herself in my junk box. But, today i am totally dying of boredom. RIGHT NOW. So, i decided to entertain myself a bit before i try to kill Helen Song.

Have you ever

liked your best friend's boyfriend-> nope, we look for different things in a guy.

tried killing someone-> depends on what's the definition of killing. emotional killing: yes, always. physical killing: not yet, but not totally impossible.

fantasized about your teacher-> erm, my teachers are usually either fat, ugly or smelly. how to?

gotten drunk-> DUHHHH. i swim in beer every night.

gotten out of hand in a club-> I get out of hand everywhere possible :)

done threesome-> I am a selfish individual. and would definitely prefer full attention.

kissed someone of the oppsite sex-> Of cuz, why not?

smoked in front of your mum-> I have never ever tried smoking and i never will.

drove without a license-> Oh, why didn't i think of that!

bought sex toys-> Yes, but not for my own consumption.

bought condoms-> Yes, but it was a dare.

sucked someone's toes-> HUH. Im neither insane nor hungry.

cried in front of people-> I think i did, a long time ago in JC when i suffered a major breakup.

quarrelled with strangers-> I just did. My bag knocked into a malay auntie's kid and she scolded me. Fuck la, you jolly well carry your kid if the place is too crowded.

shitted in your pants-> once. when i was really really young. and urgent.

Which do you prefer?

tattoos or piercings-> TATTOOS! i just need funds to do it.

boys or girls-> currently, boys. HAHA

icecreams or cakes-> I prefer steamboat

money or happiness-> definitely happiness :)

friends or boyfriend-> oh no. =X

boy next door or bad boy-> Depends on the committment level i'm willing to invest in.

eyes or nose-> eyes. cuz house bunny says that eyes are the nipples of your face :P

vent or swallow-> Im too rash and impulsive to swallow

run or diet-> i wanted to diet 3 years ago but im still consuming steamboat on a regular basis. So, i'd say run.

compliments or flowers-> Actually i do prefer compliments. I can buy my own flowers.

height or face-> ARGHHHHH. That's the toughest question on earth. I'll skip it.

kiss or touch-> Kiss where? Touch where? Be more specific in life.

beer or juice-> BEEEERRR LAAAAA.

tan or fair-> Girls: Fair. Guys: Tan.

natural or makeup-> of cuz natural, but if you scare without makeup, then maybe going natural is not a good idea afterall.

boobs or butt-> butt!

day or night-> night, why is there even day to begin with.

omg or fuck-> FUCK LA. OMG is too mild to describe or convey any emotions.

abs or arms-> The whole world knows im obsessed over abs!

fruits or veg-> Aren't they the same? They are both disgusting creatures.

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There's actually another 35 questions to go. But i will stop here cuz i realise im revealing too much of myself. I prefer to be secretive =X

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SO BYE! and fuck, i hate the weather today.

This is a breast mask, proudly purchased from Guardian. I was in an extreme state of stress today that i decided to give it a paste. So, i unwrapped it and was all ready to give both my breasts some deserving pamper. Just like face mask has holes for your lovely eyes and mouth, a breast mask actually has holes for your lovely nipples. It almost looked vulgar when i pasted it on and my nipples were sticking out freely and shamelessly. The fact is, doing a face mask gives you absolute freedom and mobility. Floating around your house with a face mask on is perfectly presentable. However, it is insanely inappropraite to apply the same principle to a breast mask. The policeman will catch you and put you behind bars. Thus, due to legality issues, i had to carry out this entire cult in my bathroom. In order to make full use of my time in the bathroom (since i will be stuck to this place for at least 20 mins), i decided to do a facemask and hairmask simultaneously. I admit i looked totally impossible in front of the mirror. Very near hilarious. If i was a little more liberal, i would have snapped a picture of it and forward it to all my gfs and award them a great 2 minutes of laughter. Trust me, having a face mask, hair mask and breast mask makes you look like a complete joke.

Eventually, a breast mask does not make your breast BIGGER. nor does it make your breast FIRMER. It merely makes your breast happier body parts.

(Hot seared fresh scallop with parma ham and mint oil)(Fresh forest mushroom soup with olive toast) My personal favourite. Anything with mushrooms just kills my taste buds. (Grilled beef tenderloin served with parmesan mash and Bordeaux glaze) (Oven roasted french duck breast tataki with asparagus spears & promegranate molasses)(Patisserie platter)So, there was paper and a nice little pencil. I would have expected it to come. I want you to write something describing the night, starting with a splendid night and end it off with my first ever valentine.Well, after 10 mins, an amateur piece of something was born. Under the close scrutiny of the examiner.

"A splendid night
With you it paints an even lovelier sight
Never mind the balding sunflower
Seating alone in the car perfectly under cover
I acknowledge the shrooms, the scallops and the music so ever splendid
But nothing could be compared to my first ever valentine, eric"

OK. I KNOW HAIRS ARE STANDING NOW. HAHA!

I still wonder where the hell you drop from :) Happy Valentines my boy.

When you drive home late at night, of cuz you should on your radio. Especially on this special day. So, this is what we heard over 98.7fm just now.

Dj: Alright, so let's move on to our next dedication!
Dead-to-be guy: Hi, my name is ___. and i want to make use of this special day to be the first one to wish everyone a Happy Valentines' Day! And also to wish my girlfriend a Happy Valentines' Day. Oh and i would like to make use of this opportunity to send my wishes to a special someone too.
Dj: Oh wait wait. So you would like to wish both your girlfriend and another special someone Happy Valentines' day?
Dead-to-be guy: Ya, this is a new friend that i got to know recently. And i know she's got no one to celebrate Valentines' Day with.
Dj: Ohhhh... wait wait wait... you are either a very brave soul or you are ready to be in deep shit right now (i forgot her exact words. but i knew she was as flabbergasted as me)
Dead-to-be guy: Ya, and i really think im beginning to develop a crush for her. Hahaha... hur hur hur...
Dj: Oh my god, alright we shall stop here... So what song do you wish to hear?
Dead-to-be guy: Beautiful by Akon. Because i really think she's beautiful and i would wish to see her again AND.
Dj: (SONG STARTS PLAYING)

Even the Dj could no longer stand this absurd conversation. Imagine your partner dedicating a song to you and another special someone on Valentines' Day. oh well, he will be in some really huge, gigantic, magnificent shit in 10 hours time (or less). Trust me :)

ANYWAY. HAPPY VALENTINES' EVERYONE! May all couples be lovey dovey today! and may all singles let loose tonight! :):):)

Location: Watsons at West Coast Plaza
(at the counter paying for my purchases)

Little bro: (picking up a box of condoms and reading the label)
Hel: Eh, put that down (of cuz in a whispering tone)
Little bro: What is this?
Hel: Er, ask papa, i don't know.
Little Bro: (turns to my dad). Papa, what is this?
Dad: Oh, its balloons!
Little Bro: Balloons? I want to buy!
Dad: Ohhhhhhhhh... Papa has no more money today, we'll buy it next time!

(Dad quickly pays for the items and leaves Watsons)

Hel: Michael Song so next time when you go to Watsons you can go and buy the balloons ok
Little bro: Is it like party balloons?
Hel: Hmm... Ya its like party balloons!
Little bro: Liar! I know its a balloon for neh neh poks! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA (I don't know where he gets that idea from)
Hel: HUH? Who says its a balloon for neh neh poks? neh neh poks put that balloon for what?
Little bro: Then what is it for?
Dad: It's a balloon for koo koo birds la! ok don't ask anymore!
Little bro: Balloon for koo koo birds? You mean its a party time koo koo bird balloon?
Hel: HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. yes it is a party time koo koo bird balloon!

(I secretly love my boyfriend)

Sleep sweet. world :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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