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Sunday, March 28, 2010
Pick me up :)

Agenda: The beloved's birthday
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Rationale: The simplest and the only non-oven cake - Tiramisu
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Ingredients: Mascarpone cheese, whipping cream, Yakun coffee, sponge fingers, intelligent instincts and lots of love.
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Steps:
1) Whip the cream with the mascarpone cheese until it looks happy and thick.
2) Cut sponge fingers into desirable shapes.
3) Chill Yakun coffee until cold.
4) Dip sponge fingers into coffee for brief moment. Repeat motion for all sponge fingers.
5) Line tin with thin layer of cream from mixture 1.
6) Line next layer with coffee wet sponge fingers.
7) Repeat layerings for another 3 to 4 times.
8) Chill in the freezer for as long as you wish.
9) Sprinker cocoa powder when serving. [ I had a bear stencil :) ]
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Result: Crowned the World's best tiramisu.

Happy birthday my boy. You know i love you :)


She slaps at 10:21 PM




Sunday, March 21, 2010
Hey, i'm in love.


I love Adeline Ng, you are never annoyed even though i always call you early in the morning.
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I love Eric Cheah, you are and will never be replaceable by any living or non living form.
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I love Jing, you cry with me about the Long March and Holocaust.
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I love Joelle, you share with me your deepest darkest secrets.
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I love Jolene Chang, you said your friend thinks i'm cool when i think that is a phantom friend.
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I love Khong Xing, you make the world's best tuition teacher.
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I love Mei Xing, you like beer and you know what as much as me.
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I love Mishie Kuan, you taught me how to read the Bible.
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I love Padma, you still remember my favourite potato chips brand in JC.
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I love Pei Pei Lisa, you think too highly of me and my boobs.
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I love Sara Teo, you showered me with love and concern when i needed them the most.
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I love Tammy Tay, you ignite my love for salads and hearty jogs.
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I love Tejinda Kaur, you blurt the most ridiculous things in the most ridiculous way.
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I love Yong Yanni, you share the same shallow superficial inner thoughts as me.
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I love Ying Ying Ang, you gossip and bitch with me in that cold, evil office.
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Things become much easier in alphabetical order.
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Monday suddenly seems beautiful again :)


She slaps at 11:32 PM




Sunday, March 14, 2010
Somewhere beautiful.


Grandpa's fight with cancer has finally ended.
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I am not upset at all because i know he has gone to a better place.


She slaps at 10:20 PM




Weekend love again.


And i know i want to be a rockstar too.



She slaps at 9:55 PM




Sunday, March 7, 2010
Just for fun, joy and peace.

9.45am: Woke up and checked the status of ringworm recovery. To my disappointment, it still looked the same.

10.00am: Sat in the living room planning to plan the perfect timetable on a useless day at home.

10.30am: Spent the next two hours surfing random websites and succumbing to online shopping temptations again.

12.30pm: Relentlessly opened the door to a group of strangers viewing our house and invading too much into my personal space. (apparently, my dad is thinking of selling our house)

1pm: Ate lunch while watching Steven Chow's Kungfu movie in English because my dad did not know how to manipulate the language button. It sounded extremely awful and very hard to swallow.

2.40pm: Attempted to take an afternoon nap but was awakened by my little brother. I was so angry because he asked me the word for fruit seller in chinese and i told him shui3 guo3 auntie. He said i am stupid because the correct word should be tan1 zhu3.

3.13pm: Went to Sheng Siong market with the dad and the maid and spent $258 on various items. I bought many different species of fishes since that is my only choice of food option since my ringworm infection.

4.30pm: Sat in my room for a while and reflected about life.

4.35pm: Removed everthing in my two wardrobes and attempted to mix and match and match and mix them.

6.10pm: Decided that i have way too many clothes and maybe my dad is right to say that i am a spendthrift.

6.15pm: Spent the next ten minutes aspiring to save up and cut down expenditure on clothes, shoes and bags.

6.20pm: Decided that it is not possible at all.

6.30pm: Steamed one of the fishes i bought from Sheng Siong market for dinner.

7.00pm: Opened my laptop, logged onto youtube and started watching ANTM cycle 13, the petite models cycle. It made me happy because the world actually has a heart for all souls and species.

8.10pm: Received a weird call from an Indian man telling me to sign up for weird phone packages. After some struggle and confusion, i realised it was a prank call from the beloved and his cousins.

8.20pm: Continued with ANTM cycle 13.

9.00pm: Headed down to the pool and went for a swim. Strived for 20 laps but eventually decided to emerge from the pool after 6 laps because there were weird uncles looking and gossiping at the deck chairs.

9.30pm: Picked up the bible and attempted to read it.

10.00pm: Received a call from a great friend to hear her complaining about her fucking manager and spent the next 30 minutes plotting with her on killing that fucking manager.

10.30pm: Decided to blog about this old, damn, peaceful sunday.


She slaps at 10:56 PM




Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Snacks for staff ONLY.

I have been consistently sneaking biscuits and cookies from my client's pantry.

Who cares.

AUDITORS DESERVE BISCUITS!


She slaps at 2:05 PM







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