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Thursday, January 28, 2010
The gossip boy.

Hel: So, hows school? Any interesting stories?

10 yrs old brother: You know ar, my school got some girls wear bra eh.

Hel: haha! what's wrong with that? young girls cannot wear bra?

Gossip boy: No. They don't even have neh neh pok one, i think they just wear for fun.

Hel: HAHA! how you know? maybe their neh neh pok is growing already? that's why they need to wear bra?

Gossip boy: No loh. That time i was at the science lab, then there was this girl leaning against the table. When she stand up again, i saw the bra like fold inwards one! hur hur...

Hel: Huh?! so what does that mean?

Gossip: That means inside is actually empty one. She just pretending she got neh neh pok. She trying to act adult.

Hel: HAHAHAHAHA!

So that was what the other boys thought when i wore a bra in primary school.

They think i am just pretending :(


She slaps at 2:19 PM




Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Ugly humanity.

When the whole world is asleep, Haiti woke up to a horrendous nightmare. Humans can't handle such nightmare, maybe not even God. When Si Chuan earthquake happened, numerous charity organizations started funds and drives to pool aids for salvation works. Nevermind the fact that both scenarios are earthquakes, who is there to save Haiti? Sichuan earthquake locked in close to death toll of 12,000. Haiti earthquake already killed more than 200,000. Any intellectually functionable individual can see that Haiti is in need of desperate help. Just because they are a non-Asian country does not justify the lack of attention to provide aid. Just because they are located far far away does not mean that it is out of our scope of concern.

I asked my colleague if he will support a Haiti fund if there is one.

His answer: ' I'm so busy with peak period, you think i still got time to think of giving money ar? Please la, you think everyone is so free like you? '

To this colleague if you are reading my blog: Fuck you, you ignorant spoilt brat. Get over yourself.


She slaps at 4:12 PM




Monday, January 18, 2010
When you complain about bad hair day.



There came an earthquake. So melodious it drowned all hopes.

There came a million corpses. So beautiful like poisoned lovers.

There came hysterical cries. So endless like Mississippi river.

There came raining aids. So hampered like kids' stolen candies.

There came disappointments. So feeble and helpless.

Haiti. Cry.



She slaps at 10:47 PM




Thursday, January 14, 2010
Happy ending :)

Due to extreme boredom at work, i took a lift and floated into the Watsons downstairs. I saw plentiful of facial masks waving at me. I could just return them graceful smiles since ringworm face does not deserve any form of masking. I saw pink yellow orange golden shampoo bottles in shapes so lovely lining on the shelves. I could just nod and move on since carrying bottles of shampoo back to office makes it stupidly obvious that i went random shopping during office hours. Eventually, i saw chocolates and potato chips lying around like lost sheep waiting to be adopted. I took the liberty to grab hold of a packet of Tao Kai Noi seaweed and sashayed towards the cashier with a grin.

Now, i am munching on my seaweed secretly :)


She slaps at 3:10 PM




Monday, January 11, 2010
Flower and the worm.

Two weeks ago, i had a weird looking item on my face. I went to the clinic and was diagnosed with fungal infection.

One week ago, i went to a skin specialist to reassure my disease. I was re-diagnosed with eczema and i proceeded to applying eczema cream on my affected areas.

Two days ago, i seeked a review of my healing progress.The same doctor told me that perhaps he gave the wrong diagnosis. He re-decided that it is ring worm instead.

Today, i took a day off to seek a third opinion from another seemingly famous doctor. He confirmed that it is fungal infection.

Effectively, the fungal infection dispersed into 1 big patch + 4 small complimentary patches on my right cheek.

I had a hard time accepting this new face because i would kindly classify this as a form of disfiguration.

Now, i just pray that i can have my original fungal-free face back.

As soon as possible please :)


She slaps at 7:06 PM




Sunday, January 3, 2010
The lost spirit.

Shadows crying, hope and desire.
Jumping clowns mocking at that attire.
Flowers poured like blades, slashing the wrist of defiance.
Devious snakes dancing to celebrate the broken alliance.
.
Who says the wall of defence is broken,
for it was never built or ever given.
Who says the beggar has no emotions,
for all these tears stirred enough commotions.
.
Stop pretending. She said.


She slaps at 7:46 PM







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