Clubbing is really just a more glamorous form of exercise. a more presentable way of burning disturbing fats and the new year calories. It doesn't matter if there are bitches or jerks lurking around the entire night. Albeit some human race loves being houseflies and try their best and luck to attract and be owned. Wishfully fantasizing a magical transformation from pests into pets. Nevermind the naiveness. We all need assurances they will say.

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Sara Teo always bring fun and nonsense to my life. and i appreciate such nonsense really :)

So, you stand on top of a hill and scream your lungs out. you stomp your feet and show no mercy to the flowers and weeds beneath. you grab the scissors tightly in your fingers. awaiting a chance to snip off the root of all sufferings. And you still don't understand why.

1) Mr 'I don't understand girls. Teach me!'- Please don't. cuz you never will. There is an absolute reason why men are from mars and women are from venus. Those books selling at tens of bucks in Kinokuniya are not written for nothing. They are not written out of pure passion for writing. These people devote their entire lives to teaching how to bridge the gap between the two sexes. Basically they got bored of creating new and insipirational novels and desperately need money to tide over hard times. Be realistic. 'How to reignite the sparks in your marriage' never works. You need Kamasutra instead.

2) Mr 'Girls go crazy over me.I am a God's gift to earth'- If Mr Hot walks pass you in the street and throws a smittened glance at you. Please don't be flattered. Don't even bother to look back and drop a reciprocal smile. No point in feeding his already exploding ego. He is just asking for assurance and by not giving him that. He spend his whole day thinking if there's anything wrong with his hair today.

3) Mr 'I think girls go crazy over me'- Continue dreaming. Doctors said day-dreaming is so very healthy and it aids in longevity.

4) Mr 'Im cool about living alone'- Oh yes. And you spend 8 hours killing snails in front of your computer. 5 hours watching porn. 3hours surfing 'How to find the perfect girl' and 2 hours assuring yourself that 'actually i really really can live alone'. of cuz that leaves you 6 hours of sleep everyday. reasonable :)

5) Mr 'Im too intellectual with superficial conversations and looks to me are just bonuses'- Yeah right. There are plenty of plain janes out there who engage in oh so intellectual conversations. They talk about philosophies and politics. Obama and Sichuan Earthquakes. But why are you messaging pretty random girls on facebook? I'm impressed that you actually have inborn psychic powers to know her conversational capabilities just by a profile picture :)

6) Mr 'I'm not slow. But i think i should only hold her hand after 6 months'- PLS WATCH PORN.

7) Mr ' My mummy likes girls who are demure and thrifty' you mean your mum is looking for a girlfriend? Go back to mummy please.

8) Mr ' I have a girlfriend. Or do i have 2? Actually i think i have 5?'- Go fuck yourself. And may we all bless you to attain STDs asap. you jerk.

9) Mr 'I'm a fisherman. i have a net. And i am nice'- Don't talk about exclusivity with him. So what if he brings you honey lemon drink when you are having a bad throat. He is brewing herbal tea for poor Miss X who is having an itchy nose. He is buying pad for Miss Y who is bleeding to her own death. And he is lending his shoulder to Miss Z who just had a horrible breakup. Don't be fooled to think that he is nice to yours truely ONLY. He is not and he never will be. For he eats fishes and prawns for a living.

[DISCLAIMER ]

I don't condemn the male species. This is just written out of pure mischief :)

Polaroid Camera is CRAZY!!!

WE LOVE POLAROIDS! :):):) and i WILL get one soon. by hook or by crook.

I know i am really slow. When all the craze and hoo-has about this show is over, i start to go gaga over it and embrace it dearly. All thanks to Mio Tv, which i didn't even know exists at home. Maybe watching it for free is not a good news afterall. My ass has been glued to the sofa from 930am till now (1115pm) and i'm sure my ass will not be spared for the entire night.

Mum: Which episode are we at now?
Little Bro: erm... 15?
Mum: How many episodes are there?
Little Bro: 34
Mum: Ok, we will finish it tonight (confident look)
Hel: HUHHHH. OMG.

Anyway, after 14 hours of intense Little Nyonya marathon, thou shall be enlightened.

1) Mediacorp finally produced something worth appreciating after a long while. The usual 7 or 9 shows are just too mediocre and shoddy.

2) Always prepare a huge box of soft tissue and hug it tightly when watching this show. You don't even know why you have tear ducts to begin with.

3) I'm impressed by the local casts for this show. No need for big shots to back it up. They are really just self-sufficient. Well. No doubt the ill-fated characters managed to activate my tear glands for once. I am more captivated by the fucking assholes in the show. They make me cringe whenever they appear. And thats when i know they've really succeeded :)

4) Plots like this never fails to capture viewers. never fails to climb up the castle of fame. never fails to be relative to numerous awards. No doubt Little Nyonya is just another epitome of brave young lady who never succumbs to fate, it is still well liked by many. Similar storylines like My Fair Princess (China Production) and Da Chang Jin (Korean Production) share many common traits. Lengendary beauty. She is ill-fated yet strong-willed. She receives countless beatings and tortues yet she never dies. She meets prince charming of a higher social status. He falls for her but eventually everyone knows they will never end up together. The culture and delicacies added sweet flavours to the show too. and don't forget to play around with filial piety and lust :)

5) I realise that emotions get unbalanced and psychopathic while watching this show. You get so involved that you feel every single emotions that swings. So when someone is incompetent in maneuvering the remote control to move on to the next episode, everyone gets frustrated and tempers start flaring. Totally not healthy.

6) I kept binging on chips and new year goodies sleeping on the table. It's really got nothing to do with self-discipline at all. its just normal human movement that you start munching while couching at the sofa. and i can feel my waist line growing rapidly as if its in a competition with bacteria .

My eyes are really sore now. not from crying but from staring at the screen for 14 freaking hours. and the olivia ong song is ringing in my head as if she's chanting some curse into me. and i hate my discovery of Mio Tv.

And this doll will appear beside your bed tonight for she loves you dearly.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

icecreams. the icecream man. cars. genteel breeze. sea water. dog. love. friends. marching army boys. peace. snap shots. laughter. happy silences. green tea. tranquility. dreams. hope.

It's such a shame that i never paused a little longer to caress the world.

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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