Saw this thing at Bugis Junction and many were taking photos with it. So, i jumped in to join in the fun. lol. I was thinking, when was the last time i played in a theme park? Anyone wants to go rollercoastering? :PThis is the best part of the steamboat. Fresh scallops! taste heavenly :)Going out with you just crakes me up every minute every second. An auntie will always be an auntie no matter what:P I told you steamboat would be fun with me. Right!? Now you believe. I dont know how much i laughed the whole night. and i've had enough of your persistent motherly attempts in brainwashing me to find the one. what ever happens will happen, and whatever will not will not. haha!

Of course, there'll be more to come. next stop: singing! lalala :P

Top 3 super powers that i wish to have:
1) Mighty invincible human extinguisher- essentially it means that i can make anyone i dislike vanish into thin air. dont worry. no pain will be inflicted. he/she simply evanesces or evaporates. i was on the train just now, and there was this powerful kid who cried and screamed as if he was undergoing labor. It was that very moment when i desperately wished i had this power to dissolve him so that he will cease destructing my precious ear drums.

2) Silent chanting influential hypnosis- this allows you to drill any ego or psyche into anyone. I dont care if you hate sushi. if i chant the word sushi silently for 10 times,you will love it to hell and hide 100 sushis under your blacket every night and bring them to dreamland. If i tell you to kill your cheating boyfriend, you will jolly well do it.

3) Self-renewal body wardrobe- every morning when i wake up, i will be wearing a completely new set of stuff. a new top/bottom/dress, with a new bag and a new pair of shoes. try visualizing it. it looks kinda messy and insane. but it certainly will make me wake up smiling every morning.

Sirius. I love :)

So, evil exams ended. and that means the monster is finally released from her bore coated sinister cage. she is not just happy, she is beaming, she is swimming with the fishes in the ocean, she is flying with pigs in the sky, she is flirting with roses in the garden :) The ability to complete her final paper with breeze does not matter anymore for she was smirking looking at the question which spells 'i dont know you and you dont know me either'. well, fuck it. who cares about exams and results anyway, thats so history.
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One more good news to share. well, i got shortlisted for Kpmg's interview. which essentially means it might not be a bad thing afterall to draw pictures on your resume. Indeed, it served as a differentiating factor i see.
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What was i thinking of? Why did i even drew pictures on my resume? I must be so insane.

FREEDOM.

SAY HELLO TO MAMA.

:)

i am so gonna burn PHBP TEXT. i am so gonna ask a lion to chew PHBP TEXT. i am so gonna tear PHBP TEXT into a billion pieces and grind it into powder. i am so gonna dissolve PHBP TEXT in strong sulphuric acid. i am so gonna pee and shit on my PHBP TEXT. i am so gonna draw big elephant asses on every page of PHBP TEXT.

now, ive just chanted 7834 silent fucks while reading this legendary book.

You get a free ipod nano if you sign 5K off your credit card (i forgot which bank) at one go. Anyway, my mum just got 3 free nanos (i don't know what she bought, i don't want to know either) of course thats good news for me and my bro, though i don't really need a mp3 as of now. well, since its given to me with no strings attached :P, i chose the yellow simply because blue is too common, pink is always a good colour to me, but i have no more mood for little cutey pink anymore. My bro chose the blue though. wise choice. well, which means that my mum will keep the pink to herself. haha, just imagine a middle age woman carrying a pink nano :)Hmmm

This is the lengendary mud pie that we dig everytime we visit Coffee Club.We were trying to, or rather the queen was trying to brag to me about her photo editing skills. Using picassa, yes, picasso's friend that is. Pls create my favourite picture ( edited version ) soon. I want that for xmas :)Now, dont ask me why i was chilling at Holland V yesterday night when i should be studying for exams. Its all Yanni's fault! haha, ok its me, i was the initiator. One more week to the end of nightmare. and i seriously freaking bloody fucking CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY TO COME!!!

I have huge play plans after exams. Trust me, i do :P

Yesterday was what those nice little nerds call study marathon, camping. literally. Ade and i reached our desired camping ground at 11am. and it was an alllll theeeee wayyyyy burying in books till 2am. well. that makes it 13 straight, long, draining, itchy, bitchy hours. A day with no distractions cuz' my radar was switched off. A day with no makeup cuz there's no trying to impress. or de-impress whatsoever. To make a confession, this is my maiden midnight flirting with notes session in my entire university life :) AND IM SO FREAKING PROUD OF MYSELF! thanks to Ade('s persistent, consistent, irritating nagging) haha :P

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An interesting sight to share: At around 11pm, we saw this girl mugging in our camping ground (it was a Mac House by the way) in her pyjamas. It is a pyjamas category pyjamas. if you get what i mean. it is those one patch all the way till your knees with a huge (cute) tweety bird in the center . it is the kind you find hanging in pasa malams. It was really a funny scene i swear, and i got so upset that i left my cam sleeping back at home, else i would have snapped a shot of this interesting item. for sure.

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Is there a need to wear a pyjamas to study to show that you are engaging in an intense mugging war? Maybe i should do that too. But i will definitely wear an indecent 'pyjamas' instead. HAHA! BYE!

Of cuz exams killed all my remaining brain cells. and it is still in the process of killing my pathetic leftovers. but well, look who's coming to town. Dear Santa! so soon. too soon. and thats getting me all excited :)

After exam fever, these will happen (i promise)

1) I shall have a good long calmative shower. with rose petals in my bath tub. some aroma therapy too maybe. nice soothing music will be a bonus definitely. its been long since i last really seriously showered. proper. It is not gross, it is just my unique way of keeping life simpler.

2) I registered for driving classes since erm. 9 months ago? long enough to for a pregnant to say hello to her manifestation. well. i have yet to go for any single lessons. December is an auspicious period to drive. and pray that i can get my license asap. and i'll drive any audacious soul around. that is if you are ready to say goodbye to mother earth anytime :)

3) I will sit by a cafe, prolly Spinelli or Coffee Club, with a storybook in hand. yes. your eyes are not playing tricks on you. storybook. and read my lazy afternoon away.

4) I will finish up all the alcohol in my room, and morph into a full-time alcoholic/drunkard ranger.

5) I will dish out a self-reimbursed movie fund of around 40bucks and catch 5 consecutive movies in one day.

6) I need to re-align myself. badly. emotionally, physically and even socially. Perceptions do change with time. Principles do accumulate with traumas. Re-arrangements do evolve with experiences.

7) I will arrange for a date with Santa. i promise it'll be romantic. sizzling. raunchy. passionate. Dont try to deny it. everyone has fantasies over dear Santa :)

Additional Information: I just invested 1hour and 34minutes in complaining, whining, scolding, bitching, cursing, beating, slapping, killing over 205 course grade. I got a lovely C+, which is 50% out of the entire 205 grade. say hello to brilliant future ahead!

12am is not an appropraite time for bombs. totally.

Item 1: Rabbit Tissues. I find these really cute. and it comes in very small and handy packets. Not very obvious here though :) Item 2: This is really cool. You can slot in little square cards into the pockets. I need it badly cuz i need some serious planning.

Item 3: Mini notice board and red marble pins

Item 4: chicks and pink hearts paper clips

Item 5: Lunch box with this retarded sheep elastic band

Item 5: a mug

Item 6: I finally packed all my hair accessories into this box that i bought.

So, i just spent 2.5hours in Daiso tonight. When i should very well be studying for unecessary exams. oh well, fuck it.

(My body was bent, leaning towards the sink, washing and scrubbing my face to make sure it is sparkling clean)

Maid: Helen !! I show you something!! variii niceeee......

me: huh.. wait wait.. i'm washing my face...

Maid: (Already standing behind me in the bathroom) Variiii niceee.... heeee...

me: (Still washing my face, which means, my eyes are closed)

Maid: (Breathing softly. i could hear her)

me: (opens my eyes) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Maid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

maid: (looks at me)

me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

me: AHHHH!!!! AH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There she is, dangling a piece of lizard in front of me. and for your info, the lizard is still alive. its WRIGGLING its slimy body right in front of my just-cleansed face. at most 7cm away from my eyes.

me: AHHHHH!!!!!!

maid: (swings it into the toilet bowl and starts flushing)

me: ( i can see the creature gasping for help in the whirlpool. he is trying to swim. he is trying to climb out of that whirlpool. but he cant. it sounds cute when im describing it now. but if you look at this scene in reality. it is just way too gross) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, i just screamed frantically. loudly. desperately. continuously. uglily. at 11.13pm.

I'll prolly get a complain letter from somewhere tomorrow.

Lovely GV 17 group mates!!! :)

After tonight's steamboat, i swear i'll never ever patronize random steamboat houses in Bugis or elsewhere anymore. Cuz' steamboat at crystal jade is way too superior compared to the rest. Not sure if all crystal jade outlets offer steamboat buffet. well. the one i went to is at Holland Village. Starts only after 830pm everyday. We paid only 43 bucks for two. which essentially means that its less than 22 bucks per person. extremely worthy for its standards!Every person is entitled to 3 prawns. and they are fresh huge king prawns. not those miserly ugly skinny prawns.We found two of these huge bones in our soup. No wonder it tastes heavenly!

Little prawnie diving into his grave.
The best part is this. They have free flow xiao long bao and some other side dishes. which used to be a must order whenever i dine at crystal jade. now its free flow. HOHO :)

VERDICT--> MUST TRY.

Do try it before they realise that they should have a change of pricing strategy. Its way too cheap now. So, TRY IT ASAP!

Thank you steamboat buddy :)

even though my lovely toe nails broke and i'll have to live with ugly unpainted toenails. even though hideous exams are looming and i have yet to plan war. even though my new cheapo shampoo has caused my flock to drop and drop and drop. even though my bank account is drained. again. even though my condo is undergoing tremendous makeover which means no gym for at least 2/3 months. say hello to flabby. even though my left foot tripped over my right foot while walking down the stairs just now. even though my gv 17 tutor hates me. even though i have no money to update my mask supplies. even though i forgot to attach important crucial information in my big 4 application envelopes. even though i dont even have time to bath recently.

I still feel extreme happiness. and so very blessed :) I was lunching with my tutorial mates just now. and i realise that so many people are experiencing internal conflicts in projects. with acquitances. with friends. even with strangers. I feel gratitude because the people i met and meet in my life are so very nice. and i really do appreciate that :)

I am the richest girl alive!

Its wearing me out. In fact, it nearly drowned me. One huge piece of human seating in his own puke. It no longer looks disgusting or nauseating. Its plain pity. where are his friends? Would real friends leave him to marinate in his own unwanted contents? A horny guy exploring every inch of a girl. Its free and open porn. Is she drunk? Does such behaviors reassure her that she is still hot and desired? It doesnt matter at all. Getting plenty of attention does not mean that you are hot. conversely, getting none whatsoever does not mean that you are not. so why probe so much into how strangers perceive you when their views dont even matter in the first place? Eventually, they are and will still be known as strangers. And there's a reason why they are just called strangers. Eventually any happening nights will still come to an end. The sun rises the next day and you move on with life. happily. confidently. poisely.

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Im not intending this at anyone. nor is this triggered by anyone. Its just me. Maybe time and age do change your perceptions of things.

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I just need more silent nights :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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