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Sunday, November 29, 2009
Soak in sun and laughter.

I went to Batam with a random clique of human creatures for 2 days. I am not sure how this weird combination of people came about. Well, sometimes spontaneous events work like wonders instead.

I am just happy that i did not dash into the bush while go-karting this time :)



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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Fry the rice.

I was so bored when i got home today.

I decided to cook my own dinner.

And it tasted great.

Yum :)


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Sunday, November 22, 2009
My little emcee!

It was years before i last performed in a school concert. Yesterday, i attended my little brother's primary school concert. I went with little expectations, only to be pleasantly surprised afterwards. Probably, yesterday might be the only time when i find primary school kids actually adorable. Compared to my days in kiddy school, they are definitely more achieved individuals. I did not land a chance to be on stage previously cuz i spent all my primary school days swinging across monkey bars, climbing on rooftops of playgrounds and terrorizing irritating boys.

My little brother was the emcee of the concert. Facing a crowd of 2000 audiences, i would have very well melted into the ground like a helpless jelly. I was never a fluent and eloquent kid like my little brother. I only exceled in running, jumping, catching cockroaches and making retard spelling errors. The fact that i managed to finish tertiary education is still very much a mystery.

Anyhow, i am extremely proud of my little emcee of the night! You go boy! :)


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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Here's your soup :)

At 9.30am this morning, i was in a frozen state of dishevel. I despise early mornings and arriving in office in such a frenzy. Just as i was about to face another day with indifference, the pantry auntie at my client's place delivered a bowl of sweet potato in white fungus in ginko in longan lovely concoction right to my table. Bonus was she smiled amicably and told me to try it.

Trust me, it completely made my day. Lucky lucky accountant! :)


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Monday, November 16, 2009
Steamboat controls me.

When i am drained from life and need alternative sweet dosage of excitement, i call for a steamboat session. Today, i was lucky enough to end horrible work at 6pm sharp. Something that can even deserve a pop of champagne going on. As usual, out of complete randomness, i turned to my colleague and told her i needed a partner for steamboat to celebrate the early release from piercing reality. I was extremely pleased that she agreed on the spot with sincere glee. So, i started sending mass email to the more pleasant individuals in my unit to ask if they are in for steamboat as a reward to our overworked souls.

In the end:
I got a table of 7 hungry ghosts fighting for food.
I got a bunch of 7 adults laughing at the most impossibly retarded lame jokes.
And I got 1 entire ZOO in my stomach.


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Saturday, November 14, 2009
Busy bee busy bee busy bee.

When you work till twinkle twinkle little stars emerge everyday, you have completely no room for creativity and imagination of any form. Honestly, rewarding us with a unit outing to Sentosa is not suffice for any redemption at all.
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Reaching home at 10pm everyday from work means:
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1) No time to engage in personal administrations like intense maskings, crucial gym sessions, self reflections and building social relationships.
2) No more bright sexy orange sun greeting you when you pack and leave office.
3) Extremely oily face ready to fry an egg on each side when it reaches approximately 8pm.
4) Phobia of evil retarded numbers and extremely small irritating fonts.
5) Constant surge of hatred to strangle your clients and stomp their arrogant souls.
6) Absolutely no time and energy to update this lovely space of mine!
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The only comforting fact at work is that i have extremely lovely colleagues who are as insane and disgusting as me :)


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Sunday, November 8, 2009
I'm not dead yet.


Work life makes weekends precious like gem :)



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