ON MENU TODAY:
1) mid joints marinated with chef's premium sauce. served with enticing peanut gravy.
2) asparagus wrapped intricately with high quality thick bacon slices.
3) cheap slut hot dogs. with cheese. bought only to please the little boy. cuz' adults appreciate higher level food.
4) soft bouncy transparent prawns.
5) roasted sweet corns.
6) button mushrooms and golden mushrooms. delicacies only aristocrats like us adore.
7) The finale: squid marinated with light soya sauce with a pinch of sandy salt.
AfterWe do it the bangkok style. mainly due to the fact that we hired 2 thai chefs. 2 worthy ones.Thou shall strangle the maid till she gasps and dies.
NOW. even my fringe looks like the golden mushrooms that im about to ingest.MY lovely boy. I forced him to down half a can of asahi in exchange for 15 bucks. and he did it without feeling too high. HAHA. you go boy!!! bright future ahead. Im not a mad sister. this is just called exposure.

We were licking roasted marshmellows. and someone said we were licking saggy scrotums. i forgot who. but that idiot should just go and die.KILL THE MAID!!!!!!! :PPlaying with low class 1 to 5 shots. Only low class people like yong yan ni plays such stuff. HAHAHA.
THIS IS THE BEST BBQ OF MY LIFE.

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food was ALLLLLLSOME. my girl and the thai gays were ALLLLLLLSOME. ipah maid was ALLLLLRIGHT. my lovely boy was ALLLLLSOME. and did i mention. I AM ALLLLLLLSOME. :)

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goodnight. saggy scrotum.

1. I just had a presentation last friday. and one of my group mates pronounced denominator as denominirator.

2. A friend of mine once said that he was in the class community. shouldnt it be class committee?

3. when i was younger, i always thought that buffet was read as bar-furt.

4. espirit. spirit. sprite. used to sound the same to me. they were all pronounced as spirit.

5. A very smart friend said that it was unbelievetable that something happened.

6. i thought Peugeot is pronounced as purr-gu-et. sounds so much like a cheap fruit.

7. overheard someone saying ' we should just abundant the system'. maybe he has an abandon amount of brain juice.

It makes me happy knowing that there are stupider people on earth :)

me: next week i bring you to the movies! any thing that you want to watch?

bro: next week im very busy. i got project.

me: PROJECT!? YOU!?

bro: ya. i got housing project. (whatever it is)

me: oh. in school?

bro: no. at someone's house. actually they wanted to come to my house.

me: uh huh?

bro: but one of my friend is a girl. then she says girls cannot go to boys' house.

me: ... ... ... ... ... ... ???

bro: oh! but thats such a silly reason! (walks away carrying a bottle of water babies)

By the way, my brother is just a primary 3 boy. to think that he's doing a housing project. what has the world become anyway.

My NAKED JOURNEY begins. On a calm serene night where seagulls bark and beer bottles kiss. eventually when everyone stands up to leave. the 3 hopefuls are still relishing the brightest moonlight singing lullaby.

When shadows fall and curtains draw. We are still smokin' the humble giggling pie.

Look at the red box. it says:
1) mushrooms/fungus
2) sweet corns
3) asparagus
4) squids

Well done. Miss yanni. the artist wannabe.

Forgetting your lyrics is forgivable.
BUT forgetting your song title is NOT forgivable.
Congratulations for disgracing myself today.

Only idiots sing in front of people.I will be an idiot tomorrow.Im totally freaking out now.

can i quit?

SARA DEAR. YOU ARE A JOKE. its been long since i laughed so hard. i couldnt stop laughing at you today! LOL. i'll call u out whenever i feel like i need a dosage of laughter. LOVE YOU!!! sara: try doing a seductive pose.
hel: seductive pose? like how?
sara: do the tougue thing. very simple.
hel: ( attempts to do it) i cant! i look like im digging my teeth for veggie!
sara: argh. let me show you.

This shorts that im wearing today is SUPER BLOODY SHORT. absolutely inappropriate for school. but then again. who cares. one day i might just wear bra and panties to school. i dont care what the dean will say. tts his business.Anyway, while i was walking home from my gym just now. i accidentally squashed 3 snails. 3 snails! dont blame me dear. blame it on the rain. snails love rain dont they? so i killed 3 innocent lives today.

menu for lunch tomorrow-> vegetarian store.

Congratulations Ben. i admire your courage to employ such an amateur to embark on your maiden project. I thought they will turn out shit. but oh well. some looked pretty good i must say! but please dont deliver pic code 7-14 to your teacher. He will fail you straight! hahahahaha. you know why.

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PS: You still look hotter then Mr Y :):):) Dont worry.

Remember i mentioned a dinosaur a few entries ago? Well, this is it. LOVELY isnt it? i call it cyclopean sexy wolf. The boy/girl is so dwarfed by sexy.

Anyway, i made an oath today. Thou shall be nerdified till November 27.
Good night cyclopean sexy wolf :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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