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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Wardrobe overload.


( In pink)
( In black)



All items are brand new.
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I have not worn them before due to too many existing clothes in my wardrobe.
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To make things simple, all items are going at $25 :)
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Drop me a comment if interested!


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Monday, April 26, 2010
:)

I stole this from my best friend's blog.
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Lovely.


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Uncle, don't be a control freak.

On my way to work this morning, i decided to purchase a cup of cold soya bean drink from Mr Bean located just beside the train station. Throughout the entire journey, i restrained from poking that itchy green straw into the cap just to abide by the no eating and drinking on train law. However, after 20 boring minutes, i succumbed to the temptation of cold chilled soya milk and took a gentle sip. Just as this action was taking place, an uncle in his late 40s sitting directly opposite me stared at me and gestured vigorously. Initially, i thought he was just stretching his fingers and wrist in a weird manner. Eventually, i realised that he was telling me not to drink on the train cuz i will be fined.

I only wanted to take a sip which probably will only last 4 seconds. But since the uncle is so excited about Singapore law, i decided to finish the entire cup of soya milk which took 7 peaceful minutes.

Uncle, mind your own business. You can't and don't control my actions early in the morning.


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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I'll send you flowers.

When you allow a charming bird to fly across the ocean and explore the forests, she might not want to be caged again. My best friend called me this morning and we engaged in a conversation we missed so much. It is times like these when i realise that i have been too settling with peaceful and tranquil life in S'pore. It has nothing to do with mountains and rivers. Neither is it the majestic architectures or musuems. Eventually, we decided to rest on the word culture. Subjective issues like culture should not be debated too intensely because there will never be a final judgement to it.

Abroad, people dare to chase dreams. They are willing to spend a few years of youth in developing countries to save the world. They want to get involved in politics and participate in their countries' policy making. Often than not, they can be and are firm of what they want to reap out of life already. When the nasty spotlight swings back at myself, i start to feel ashamed. I chose to follow the most comfortable route, nevermind it is what the adults pronounce as the most correct and wise route.

My best friend told me she loves the States. Not for her extravagant economic status. Not for her glamorous media portrayal. But for the people and her culture. She loves the fact that human creatures there do not put a price tag on you and decide to put you on or off shelf immediately. Instead of dwelling into family background or social status, they rest more on your character discovery. If i may be right, it is hard to get an awe out of someone here when you say that Hi, i am a social worker.
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I love my best friend. At least she dares to dream :)


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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Oh, i forgot to mention.


Friday Nights are still here to stay!
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(Despite ringworms)


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Veggies wrap veggies?


The correct way to relishing korean bbq:

1) Snuggle at your tatami mat.
2) Be polite and extremely appreciative to the waiter about to serve you.
3) Enjoy the wide spread of side dishes scattered generously over your table.
4) Continue with side dishes until thick succulent meat arrive.
5) Drool over the sizzling charcoal bbqed meat slabs.
6) Pick up a piece of meat and wrap it with fresh veggies lined in a neat row.
7) Now, put the veggie wrapped bbq meat into your glutton deprived mouth.

Today, I went to a Korean charcoal bbq restaurant with my family for dinner. Beside us sat a Chinese guy with an Indian family. After some scrutiny and unintentional eavesdropping, i concluded that the Indian man is the Chinese guy's potential client (whatever trade i do not know). Very glaring mistake made, you do not bring your client to a restaurant that you have never been to and appear very unsophisticated. Guy asked the waitress for recommendation and naively ordered the most expensive few dishes. I got bored after observing them and went back to another boring conversation with my dad. The next time i looked back, the 4 of them started wrapping the side dishes with the veggies (that were suppose to be used for wrapping succulent bbq meat). I signalled to my dad, who subsequently bursted into a series of uncontrollable childlike laughters.

You don't wrap salads with veggies. It is just too funny to watch!


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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Hello Tammy Tay.


You are a friend worth keeping :)


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Lovely clicks!

FINALLY.
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The beloved rocks!


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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Let's dance and smoke cigar.

Goodbye to wasting time on cross referencing just to cover the partners' asses.

Goodbye to staying till 12 midnight just to vouch on heaps of payment vouchers.

Goodbye to I dunnoe whether i can make it for movies, it all depends on my senior's mood.
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Goodbye to feeling like an intruder to any client's office grounds.

Goodbye to listening to negativity and useless whines every single day.

Goodbye to old maid accountants' never failing jealous up down scans.

Goodbye to lugging heavy bags of files and looking completely pathetic.

Goodbye to feeling guilty and sneaky if i leave office at 6 when official office hour ends at 530.

Goodbye to spending hours on administrative touch ups that doesn't even require brain cells.

Goodbye to working like slaves and getting paid like one.

Goodbye to killing all my lovely creative juices.

Welcome back to my damn fucking rocking world!


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Friday, April 9, 2010
It is Friday.

Let's do something.


EXCITING.


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Thursday, April 8, 2010
That ravishing smell.

I have a very smelly pair of feet.
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My very smelly pair of feet makes my shoes very smelly pair of shoes.
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When i lift my smelly feet off my smelly shoe, a very smelly emotion engulfs the room.
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I use this very smelly emotion to threaten my manager.
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Apparently,
it works.


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Sunday, April 4, 2010
Chasing ball.


1. When there are no goals, fanatics scream fuck and cheebye ferociously.

2. When there is a goal, fanatics still scream fuck, but hysterically.

3. Whenever the camera fixes on the coach, he is definitely chewing on gum.

4. Fanatics watching soccer on screen are under much higher pressure than fanatics watching it at the stadium.

5. Soccer brings out passion and drive in boys, even undriven boys.

6. It is the only show that makes people stand on foreign ground for 1.5 hours willingly, staring at someone else's tv screen.

7. It is very exciting looking at the slow motion of a dramatic nasty injury of a player.

8. Fanatics struggle with strong emotions because they wish they can help the striker score that very parallex errored goal.

9. Soccer players are lucky. They are paid to play soccer just like if i were paid to go clubbing.

10. It is funny looking at the whole world looking at 22 boys chasing one ball.
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Still, i watch soccer like its a short realistic comedy :)


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