So, here we go again. Every sane human being knows there's no point in crying over spilt chocolate milk. or spilt soup. But let's see, we'll just have a brief little review of 2008 :)1) ACADEMIC BLUNDERS: I forgot to S/U my electives. I intentionally refused to pay my school fees, which resulted in unintentional barring from subject registration. and i so love my new timetable now. I neglected the sacred concept of consistency and discipline. I secretly cursed some of my tutors. I should have bought voodoo dolls. I forsaked results and grades for the pursuit of happiness and living in perfect reveries.
2) FAMILY ISSUES: I irritated my parents when i came home drunk and smiling and smelly one day. I pissed my maid when i puked meat and noodles and beer in my room. I opened my little brother to the world of wonders and cruelty. Beside the drinking, my family is totally in love with me.
3) PERSONAL RE-ARRANGEMENT: I have STILL yet to start learning driving. and i wasted my registration fee. It has been on my top priority list for the entire 2008. I learnt to appreciate the art of looking at kids and smiling at them. sincerely. but of cuz theres a prerequisite to everything. smiling at all kids is a deadly sin. My sensual relationship with my cash is still rocky as usual. It hit a low of $6 this year. She's such a disappointment for she loves me no more. I've thrown the mask of puerility into the dungeon of disgrace and purchased a skin of composure and sanity. Put it simple, i experienced life and i'm proud to say that thou have matured and grown in all dimensions:)
4) SHALLOW COMPLAINTS: After tremendous effort of pimples care-taking, im free of these assholes as of now. Hopefully for the rest of my living rolling years. A huge portion of my big toe nail came out sometime mid this year. but now its back on track. Thank you my dearest toenail. Excessive drinking is inducing a detestable beer belly. and it threatens to demean me. My locks were falling freely in June for a long 5 months span. Now, its healthy again. Great :) I fell down in a club somewhere this year and the scar on my leg is still reflecting badly on me.
5) FRIENDS FOREVER: Oh i have no complaints in this aspect. I love love love love love love all my friends and i know they love love love love love love all of me too :)
6) TECHNO SAVVY WANNABE: My mp3 was blemished. My hair-dryer stopped showing her blowing function. My air-con crumbled and leaked like a mini water-fall. My laptop can't connect to my home wireless network. I'm depending on 'Abdul Network' now. Thank you Mr Abdul you don't know how much i love you. My laptop dived to the ground and it cant close tight now. The hi-fi in my room can no longer play cds. Well, i've got magic hands for whatever i touch spoils. I belong to stone age :)
7) LOVE: I'll burn incense sticks to santa every day. I hope he appreciates that.
2009 means loads of fun, laughter, joy, lust, bitching, cash, cheek cramps and world peace :)
Let me announce the biggest joke of 2008.
I am beholden that i'm a total stranger to insomnia. On normal nights, it takes me no more than 7 minutes to fall asleep. I hallucinate immediately when i land myself a bed. But, i do suffer from lazybonia. I struggle to stay awake. I fight with those hideous comatose cells in my body to caress the world a little longer each day. Of cuz, i dozed off or rather permitted the windows to my soul to take a break at the following inadequate places.
1) I was waiting for the red man to turn green. and i fell into dreamland. the lampost bacame my prince charming and i leaned on him dearly. an auntie greeted me good morning. thank you for saving my life.
2) Just yesterday, i was on the train making a journey to city hall to meet the bitches. I thought it was harmless to just close my eyes for a tiny puny while. but that was the introduction to regret and remorse. i slumbered into a sleep so deep that my head did a huge bang at the windows. It was so loud and obvious that the guy beside me had to ask if im ok. so i smiled at him and went back to sleep.
3) My gf suffered from a relationship trauma and she was confiding to me at 2am. by my pool. i was paying absolute attention i swear. but my precious eye lids closed again all of a sudden. someone must have drugged the air molecules around me.
I am depressed that i have a looming beer belly. so im going back to sleep now.
When the drinking starts. When the sober turns high. When you have free flow vulgarities. When you laugh at nothing and everything. Thats when mama tells you its time for home :) 
My uni degree is second. My sirius is priceless :)
Now, tell me who is crazier. 
Booze is a MUST for xmas eve :):):)
These free party poppers were distributed to everyone in Harry's. And thats the start of wonderland :)
So, 1 crazy human being plus 1 crazier human being gives you an explosion of smiles, giggles, laughters and roars. And i love all these CRAZINESS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS PEEPS!!!!! ( pls let loose tonight :P)
Though we still did not do picnic in Botanic Gardens, i still feel blessed to have you girls! very very much :) HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.
Jing
Jing 2
Geraldine
joelle
Mishie
Xing Yue
Adeline
Ying Ying
Lixian
Meiling
Adriel
Dom
siree
lisa
sing ying
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