SLAPPINGsticks

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Call me blur or stupid or whatever.

Flight details:

Date-> 30 July

Destination->Bangkok

Time->7.10 am

Location NOW-> HOME

Some stupid idiot woke up at 4am today and reached the airport at 5am. jumping around like a little girl thinking that she's going to bangkok to shop like a queen. so she queued to check in. still very bubbly and cheery and on all smiles. suddenly thunder roared and lightning struck. Her passport has expired. and the ugly looking creature at the check point tells her that she cant travel. how splendid. that explains why that stupid idiot is at home blogging now. when she should be rummaging through heaps of goodies.

The aftermath: That idiot went to ICA to settle her passport. and fortunately managed to change to the next flight. 645pm.

So essentially, the fucking idiot missed ONE FULL DAY of shopping in bangkok. how smart.

She slaps at 11:37 AM

drunk on beer. disgrace.

I left the cinema with a heavy heart. Batman movie to me was hugely influential. definitely a cynical cinematic masterpiece. Joker was played in extreme splendor by Jack Nicholson. He's probably the only catch to the show. Every time he appears on the screen, he just blows me away. such witty acting skills. Maybe this movie should be called Joker instead of Batman. But still, it was visually captivating but dramatically undernourished. too much of an extremist point of view. A very sardonic portrayal of human nature which i completely disagree. Just the boat scene itself (you need to watch it to know what i mean) displayed the humanitarian side of all. oh well' it felt good to be catching a show with dear Ade. You're definitely the sweetest of all babe! Yest was too much of a hurry, we shall meet up real soon when im back from bkk :)

Just 3.5 glasses of beer. and i was gone. its sucha disgrace to get drunk on beer. and just 3.5 glasses. even kids dont get knocked out on that. i guess when emotions hit you hard. its so much easier to get besotted. sry Andre for having to catch my puke. owe you one!

Thanks to all who cared :) xoxo

She slaps at 10:39 AM

Monday, July 28, 2008

The cold hotel room could not compare to your heart of ice.

21st birthday. Destitute and forlorn. An outsider in a foreign land.

sick in a cold hotel room.
sick of the unringing phone.
sick of your condescending tone.
sick of the shivers down my bone.
sick of thinking of home.
sick of being alone.

ugly memories set in stone.

She slaps at 10:52 PM

Sunday, July 27, 2008

i brought my soul back.but i still love home more than anything baby.

WARNING: Pictures overload.
If you enjoy my words more, im sorry, theres none today. cuz' i left my literacy in HK. enjoy some random shots then :)

Venue: Lam Kuai Fung. we bar/club hopped 4 times that night. So we're certified hoppers.

Nothing much to say about this trip. surprisingly.

oh well. i need sleep like fish needs water.

GOOD night. finally :)

She slaps at 8:24 PM

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

wheres my plane?

Currently waiting for the plane. Im early. so ive defeated the queen's affirmed notion that i'll miss my plane. Before she left the house, she even said' don't forget to leave later!' well.how is it even possible in the first place to forget to leave when you have a plane to catch? she really does underestimates her intellectual responsible daughter.

I need to conclude cuz' i think my plane is calling for me.

It feels great to be travelling alone :) byebye!

She slaps at 3:28 PM

gone for good.

Will be in HK till sunday.

Ciao' my friends!

Happy 21st to me in advance :)

She slaps at 12:49 PM

The argument in between the toilet cubicle door.

I need to write this now before i forget all about it. I rank it one of the top 5 ridiculous encounters of my lovely life.

Half way through my steamboat session with jojo just now, my tummy was feeling it. Miss lao sai queen needs the loo desparately. so i literally dashed to the nearest toilet to easy my ass. my soul. the toilet door was ajar with a dustbin stuck at the entrance. apparently the cleaner is doing her duty but i didnt give a damn cuz' my ass is more important. i ran into the nearest cubicle and shut the door.

competent cleaner: eh. who ar. who go inside ar!

competent shitter: (kept silent. thinking that by doing that the cleaner will not know she's there.)

competent cleaner: eh! auntie cleaning the floor ar! cannot go in one ar! u better come out now ar!

competent shitter: im urgent.

competent cleaner: eh siao ar! u tink urgent then can just come in lidat ar. pple come i also ask them go atm toilet there u know! u come out now ar!

competent shitter: i said i was urgent rite!

competent cleaner: i dun care u better come out now and let me clean the place ar!

competent shitter: ( her patience is gone) IM SHITTING RITE. how to come out? i open the door u come in and see my shit la!

competent cleaner: blablablaballalablblblblblaaaaaa ( forgot wtf she shouted.)

competent shitter: eh u enough already ok. i said i was urgent! SHUT UP LA! im trying to shit!!!

competent cleaner: u den shut up la! siao ar! so rude! i dun care ar! you come out now ar!!!

competent shitter: SHUT UP LA!!!!! FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!!!! (so loud that i could hear echo.)

competent cleaner: ( SILENCE)

*** pls note that this episode lasted for at least 5 minutes. the above is just a VERY BRIEF summary. and was executed in extremely loud projections by both characters. ***

To the stupid fucking noisy cleaner: you dont mess with a person who desperately needs to shit in the midst of steamboat. you are welcoming death.

Now i wonder how she looks like.

She slaps at 12:54 AM

Monday, July 21, 2008

weirdo jojo.

Jojo insisted on capturing herself with this building. She said its the most beautiful building. ER. ok i dont really appreciate the art of architecture. but oh well.i had a shot with it too. or should i say it was an obligation to show my support for jojo's sentiments.

Self timer is indeed a valued invention my dear. Bulk of our time was spent here. trying to flirt with my redhill(btw redhill is the name of my pink camera). i couldnt count the number of times we tried to jump. when eventually we grasped the skill of precise timing. redhill went flat. she's currently seating in my drawer. doing some self-reflection.

I know i am a steamboat expert. But im not a professional food rawness tester. For every single food that jojo picked out from our steaming boat, she asked ' eh this one cooked already not ar.' Initially i tried imparting the concept of cooking to her. meat that comes in thinner slices gets cooked faster. blablabla. but my patience is extremely thin. upon a dear 20 plus times of persistent asking. i felt like dumping her in the boat. and cook it. or rather cook her.

OK. i admit this shot looks stupid. it looks like some cheenah shot behind a touristic mountain. only in this case its replaced by a wall painting. thank you to self timer again. thank you redhill.

Anyway, thank you my dear friend for early 21st birthday wish. it was a pleasant surprise i must admit. really nice of you :) pink roses i love. and mind you. this dear friend is definitely not jojo. her niceness degree is not there yet. lol.

Another 3 days to being 21. Im an old fuck. I'll appreciate all who calls me xiao mei instead of xiao jie. :) thank you. nice lovely curtsey for you.

She slaps at 11:51 PM

Sunday, July 20, 2008

she brought her freedom back.

Freedom has never tasted so ambrosial.

Freedom needs to be stashed in her pocket.

Goodbye internship.

Hello Freedom.

She slaps at 10:43 PM

Saturday, July 19, 2008

When we are young.

we loved swings. we still do :)

Multiple attempts were made in trying to capture a decent shot of both swingers. But apparently, it isnt as easy as it seems. evidence below. im so wrapped with hair and yn is so gonna die.

But the swinger of the night award goes to miss yanni. (aka Ah Xiong). ok. she must be rolling her eyes now.

We went berserk playing with this seesaw. Initially, a couple was seating at the other side of the playground. But apparently they got chased away by our frantic disturbing laughters and moanings. im sure they were comtemplating slaughtering us. but who cares! we had our fun. too bad they had none!

For your info. im suppose to be driving a car. yn is riding a panda and des is fondling a crocodile. looks more like a distorted green ugly pig to me though.

Thanks for the lovely card (credits to miss ml).

I have a confession to make. This is probably the most meaningful night we girls have after so long. Staying up all night just to have some serious communication. Our constructive criticism session lasted till 5am. wow. and im seriously amazed. amazed that though we are all humans. we have such differing traits. be it good or bad. its miraculous that we walked down such a long journey together. but im depressed now.depressed that my memory space is so much lesser than u girls. i couldnt even remember the cold war i had with des!(to think that it lasted for so long) Im thankful we can be so transparent with eveything. honestly at certain points, i was afriaid that room war 3 might start. or as ml said. i would have chased u girls outta my room. but goodness! we are still complete and intact. and to mx: ur presence is here the whole night. you must be sneezing badly in Aussie cuz i couldnt even count the number of times we mentioned your name :)

To yn: i will make sure doors never hit you right in the face again. or maybe i should just let you walk infront instead. forever. :P

She slaps at 2:12 PM

Friday, July 18, 2008

Drinking too much causes deficiency in writing.

No need for words. Pictures paint all :)