Zhen hao said ' Do something crazy! ' and upon hearing this, the beloved lifted me up for a picture.

Thank you Zh for if not for your words, every picture in my convocation album looks the same.

And to all my lovely friends: Happy Graduation! We are official slaves of the society now.

DAMN.

It was a willing and sincere trip to church this morning. Not because i have sinned too much and i need Jesus to cleanse my soul. That would be too demeaning for him. Rather, it was an attempt to search for true inner peace and tranquility that i have missed since 10 years ago.

And, are christians allowed to engage in comparatively explosive language conversations that might be garnished with occassional usage of vulgarities? Will Jesus mind? Because that would translate into a significant change in my lifestyle.

Ps: I just hope that Jesus doesn't mind the fact that i was clubbing and drinking just the night before i visited him.

I hate eating birthday cakes because:

1) I turn shy when everyone crowd around and sing the lengendary birthday song. I do not know where to place my hands. and i'm not too good with wishing and blowing.

2) I'm not a fan of cakes for i do not advocate consumption of flour made items. I would actually prefer a slab of meat instead.

Donna's hot bod :) Donna's hot ass :)

Donna is a birthday creation from the beloved. She has no limps and no head. But i don't think she gives a damn about it since she is blessed with perky tits and yummilicious tight ass. Her body is plastered with photos of love and words of compliments. Donna has a delicate heart at her navel, which by words of the creator represents the new navel piercing.

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And i am stealing Donna's cotton body hot pink undies tonight =X

Thank you babe for such an impromptu 'count-down' session at walas :)

Ade: What's your birthday wish??? (all smiles)
Hel: World Peace. (all smiles) Thank you bf for the surprise appearance at Walas with a slice of hard to come by cute cake :)

Happy 18th birthday Helen Song :)

We just wanna have fun. We just wanna roast our ass under the cute sun. We just wanna strum that attention seeking guitar and roar sweet lullabies. We just wanna bury our pretty faces in long unkempt grasses. We just wanna sip whisky and smoke different things.

We just wanna take something fun :)

CRABS like these TURN ME ON BIG TIME.

I can't sleep now.

After a session of ice-skating, simple science teaches you that the feet turn cold and numb. Subsequently, if you attempt to wrap thy cold feet with new, tight, lousy and incompetent heels, you can prepare a box of plasters to salvage tailing inevitable sorrow.

This pair of yellow heels is a complete disgrace.

This pair of yellow heels is a bastard.

This pair of yellow heels deserves no space in my shoe rack.

Goodbye, you useless trash.

It is still a mystery left unsolved. The ice skating era is long forgotten since those very good old days. Put convenience and costs aside, it should still be something very worthy and popular. Today, i put on the gloves and skates again and stepped onto the same chunk of ice i stepped on seven, eight years ago when i was still an angsty secondary school kid. I admit i used to be fast and furious because consequences of smashing into the threatening ice and breaking some bones did not scare me at all. Now, i am still fast but no longer furious for i am such a coward of falling and landing myself some superficial scars and cranky bones. That is the gift age presents to you.

Anyone who dares to fall can skate :)

It seems like every single soul is doing picnic at lengendary Marina Barage.

And it seems like i am so uncool because i do pinic at West Coast Park.

Please make me a cool kid too :)

A girl in white baby-doll dress is probably angelic and pistine. She reads the bible and prays 10 times a day.

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A girl in short black lacy dress is probably promiscous and bewitching. She reads the kama sutra and fucks 10 times a day.

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Fallacious assumptions lead us like foolish pathetic dogs. every single time.

Working for 12 hours a day is complete hell.

But receiving these 2 creatures made hell a lovely place.

I love my boyfriend today :)

Nothing above 20 bucks for this collection! So grab them before it's too late :)

On the website, we checked 'honeymoon vacation' because i knew there would be some special surprises if we ticked that. Yes, call me an auntie i don't care. Guess what, we got lovely rose petals arranged in the shape of a fat heart and a free basket of fruits! So, lesson learnt: when you are checking into a hotel with whoever besides family, just pretend that it is a honeymoon trip. You get greetings from rose petals! :) I do not know if there is a difference between a Bangkok TukTuk and a Phuket TukTuk. One year back when i visited Bangkok, i was riding on cute mini TukTuks. Now in Phuket, they morphed into TukTuk vans? Well.I love his belly. so much.Shopping wasn't my top priority for this trip since we are at Phuket and not Bangkok. Phuket to me means lazing at an island and looking at the deep blue sea and rot myself to death for 3 days. But since there was a night market drawn on the map, why not. And of cuz when we drove near to it, i still had adrenaline rush :) No doubt the shopping couldn't compare to that of Bangkok, i was still high on drugs the entire time for who knows what.My favourite wooden bangles with lovely FLOWERS.We were entertained by a group of extremely friendly Thais at this pub in Patong beach. So as usual, there were talking, many smiles and countless giggles. Just as things are going smooth and lovely, a roadside stall selling all sorts of insect creatures pulled over at their pub. And before we could react, our new friends shoved these exotic monsters into our mouths. And did it taste cranky! Insect creature code2. And the girl below consumed it too after MY pestering persuasions. HAHA!It is a game of nails hitting. Basically, all players take turn to hit their own nail. Whoever gets his/her nail into the funny tree trunk wins the game. Sounds like an extremely simple game that many might just play out of obligation to entertain their customers. However, the sincerity of their laughters were so real and genuine. So, i felt really happy hitting nails and listening to their gigglings that day.And so, we sailed out to sea in a hot sunny afternoon. My main concern was not whether there was a possibilty that the waves might swallow me for i was ready to die in glory. However, i was very frustrated because my new navel piercing was not suppose to be in contact with any form of bacteria or dirt. And tell me sea water is so very clean. Eventually, i couldnt stand looking like a whiny bitch who complains about her navel piercing getting an infection and i dived into the sea like a hero. WEEEE, and there was the fun!Oh, a funny incident to share. Because the waves were so mighty and angry and because my bikini is so weak and mild, there was a certain period that my whole bikini shifted position revealing both my nipples. And i still thought i looked cool and gay surfing on Karon beach until the bf frantically gestured at his bust area. So, effectively my nipples saw Karon sea for around 2 minutes. While driving to Patong beach, we coincidentally bumped into elephants. I thought it was coincidental only to realise that it is actually a very common sight. So of cuz, what's travelling to Phuket without riding on the bloody elephants! The only thing was that when our dear friend shitted, it was so loud that i thought we knocked into something hard and smelly. When we were playing jet ski, i was told later by the bf that i almost went crazy and drove as if i was heading to hell. On top of that, i was feedbacked that i made some form of evil laughter while driving. Erm,i thought it should be fast and furious? I was just upset that my headband flew off with the wind admist the ride due to extreme speed and warped mentality.

So, it was 3 days of fun, love and patience. And thank you for being such a skillful and composed driver even though Phuket's traffic is like total fuck :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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