Emotions are like balloons. Sometimes they drift away just like that. And when that happens, they drift so far away that you can never catch them back.

And i wish we could stay this way for as long as we can.

WISH.

My beloved woke up with a roaring lion on his navel.

All i can say is a very talented artist drew it.

:)

A few months ago...

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Mum: Eh i bought this very very nice pair of tights for you. Come come i show you.

Hel: Huh. You bought me tights?

Mum: (Held item as above in my face) See? Nice right? I think it will look great on you!

Hel: .................................................................. wow.

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I have never worn this alien out. If i did, i must be insane or impossibly stressed over life.

I saw so many pretty heels these days.

But none fit my feet at all.

By the way, i'm a size 34/35.

The very last time i willingly flirted with the rain was during secondary school. God started a merciless pour when we were heading home from cruel english tuitions. We ran towards the playground and aimed to seek shelter. Not long after, we started dancing in the rain and singing sweet little chirps. Even those ugly wet sticky fringes that were pasted on our very forehead played no hinderance at all to our humber performance.

Of course, such spontaneity is hard to come by anymore.

Goodnight, and sweet dreams.

You brought me insane laughters. every single time :)

Ade ordered ORANGE JUICE.

:)

Steps to happy skin:

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1) Step into Watsons and purchase an electric toothbrush for $9.95 (Watson's house brand).

2) Get hold of any form of facial scrub ( I used a rice bran polisher from my mum's shelf) :)

3) Apply a generous layer of scrub onto cleansed face.

4) On the electric toothbrush and go in circles, massaging every corner of your face.

5) Wash off the dirty contents on your face with clear water.

6) Complete the treatment with a chilled facial sheet mask.

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Happy skin says hello! :)

You tie a ribbon on your head.
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And you pretend to be on drugs.

This is just pictorial evidence to illustrate what goes on at home these days.

And i am enjoying such scenes very much :)

I woke up too early this morning. For whatever reason, it was not intended at all. Out of boredom, i combed my kitchen in an attempt to consume something to kill time. Because my maid is out of town for a week, there isn't anyone for me to boss around. The kitchen looks lonely and abandoned all of a sudden. I opened my fridge door and was greeted by some leftover dishes from yesterday night, opened bars of chocolates which i assume were secretly brought in by the brother and some innocent-looking fruits smiling back at me. The only thing that caught my attention was this rich red tomato stuffed at the corner of the lower section of the fridge. I took it out, ran it under cold tap water and was all ready to munch it like chips. Tomatos are not my favourite fruit or vegetable at any moment in my life. The only reason why i consume them is because they contain lycopene which is extremely good for thy complexion since these antioxidants combats free radicals that cause our skin to look dull and aged.

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In the end, i decided to cut this tomato, roll it over sugar and rub it on my face directly like a natural scrub. Trust me, it was a damn treat for my skin for she is glowing with glee now :)

'I rather roll in the mud with a man who loves than live in a posh mansion with a man who doesn't give a shit'

Great learnings always come after a few beers :)

This is the box of pantyliners that i bought today. It's called Moxie. When you open the box, you get 16 nicely wrapped pantyliners.

To complete the menstruation experience, i topped it up with Moxie tampons packaged in this lovely tin can.

Now, who says period has to be messy and ugly?

:)

[PART 1]

I was looking at pictures dated years back and i'm truely amazed by how we morphed into what we appear in this picture today.
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[PART 2]

I assumed that you would not want me to tag you on facebook. So, i shall put this cute little picture here! :P

For almost a week, i have been having difficulties posting pictures on blogger. As expected, whenever i log into this cyber space in an attempt to post something, i will end up cursing my com and hurling her with vulgarities as if she was a damn bloody fucking incompetent bitch. Basically, i can't seem to write anything without the aid of a picture. So, i spent the whole of this morning trying to figure out a solution to this irritating scenario and eventually problem resolved!

If you are a Singnet user and your blogger refuse to display 'upload image' icon, follow these steps:
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Tools -> Internet Options

Click on "Connections" page tab

Click on "LAN Settings" button (if you are using Broadband)

Check "Use a proxy server for your LAN ..." checkbox

Click on "Advanced" button

Under HTTP type, input "proxy.singnet.com.sg" for proxy address and "8080" for port

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I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF NOW :):):)

Your fever made me realise that i can't lose you at all.

Please recover completely soon.

I miss your healthy being, totally.

Yes, so what if there is a piano in my living room. It has no relation of any form to my ability to finger it with grace. Occassionally, the mum will nag about how stupid she was to invest in my piano lessons for seven good years and on the physical object itself. One fine day, she threatened to sell it away to ease her financial woes. Fancy i am naive enough to believe that a few thousands can tide her through any form of financial distress. I deployed all methods to keep that piano. Very much out of defiance to prove her wrong than pure passion to pursue the Mozart dream. If she could talk, she would admit that she prefers to be transferred to somewhere more deserving.

Knowing how to play just Pachelbel's Canon in D is not sufficient a reason to be keeping a piano at home. It puts my ego at shame. Maybe i should really sell her soon :)

Pet Society is currently a popular game. A game which i will never touch because i hate cute little mobile things. However, i got to know a shocking news today. I actually do own a pet in Pet Society.

5 facts about my pet:



1) I did not create it. My ten yr old brother logged into my facebook account and created a pet on my behalf for god knows why.
2) My pet is completely pink with some very eager looking features on it's face.
3) My pet carries a smile so idiotic that i feel like strangling it.
4) My pet has reindeer ears, when she should be a cat's identity (as explained by my bro)
5) My pet is called PRINCESS.

Out of anguish, i changed this freaky animal's name into IDIOT.

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


Jing
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joelle
Mishie
Xing Yue
Adeline
Ying Ying
Lixian
Meiling
Adriel
Dom
siree
lisa
sing ying


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