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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Morning after dark.

Choosing death before it falls upon you is plain stupidity. I used to mock at men who chose to commit suicide over matters I have no idea of. Only people who are mentally weak succumbs to the temptation of suicide to end problems. Only people who are useless decides to jump into the railway track and welcomes the arriving train. I used to say.

Today, I read about the death of a man at Queenstown station. Following his news were ridicules on how his death caused inconvenience to other commuters as the train was delayed. Seriously, what has our society become? Has the virtue of empathy been burnt by wild fires? Since we did not participate in his life, we are in no position to comment his decision. Period.

Not everyone is born with a silver spoon. Not everyone wakes up to a table of delicately prepared English breakfast. Not everyone walks on two legs and carries with two arms. Not everyone has someone to talk to when he is lonely. Not everyone goes for a good weekend family meal. Not everyone has a room of his own. Not everyone even has a bed of his own. For whatever issues that pushed him off sanity, the story would have been different if he has had a friend to talk to.

This selfish narrowminded society.

I despise you.


She slaps at 5:15 PM




Be sane.


All the fights to stay peculiar.
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Is just another flight of fancy.


She slaps at 10:30 AM




Tuesday, November 23, 2010
LET'S GO SHORT.

FROM THIS -->TO THIS -->5 Reasons how this happened:

1) I am mentally weak and succumbed to the hairdresser's sugary words after less than 3 minutes of persuasion. ( I thought such a drastic decision needs at least a week or so? )

2) I had enough of doing that girly action that twirls my long hair into her perfect curl. Afterall, i am a man, this action gives me split personality.

3) Over dinner, while bending over to fetch some food, my long hair dipped into the candle holder and caught fire. It was just a mini hoo-ha, but enough to make her smell like a sad little burnt victim.

4) Life is too short. I must try all hairstyles. Afterall, if it is too ugly, there is always something called the wig.

5) The long hair is too heavy on my shoulders, literally. So, let's take her off.
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Randomness pays off, now i'm totally embracing my new short hair!


She slaps at 3:11 PM




Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Kiss goodbye.

So, I'm going to China for work again.
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And this time round, I can't bear to leave the boyfriend.
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(even for a tiny one week)
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Whiny me, whatever.


She slaps at 11:55 AM




Thursday, November 4, 2010
Men and women.

You lament the coffee stain on your crisply ironed shirt.

I lament the burning sun causing my skin to wrinkle and hurt.

You lament the incompetent intern scrambling around like a busy bee.

I lament the evil words exchanged by my female colleagues grinning in glee.

You lament the motorist in front travelling at 70 and looking so gay.


I lament the manicurist who cut my beautiful cuticle yesterday.

You lament the lost of that one big deal.

I lament the calories i gained after an insanely huge meal.

You lament the excessive complaints i chide.

I lament the insuffient listening that you provide.

See? Afterall, we are creatures from a different planet!



She slaps at 2:46 PM




Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Candies in the sky.

Things to do in less than 5 minutes ( but makes you super healthy) :

1) Drink a glass of water.
2) Do 15 lunges.
3) Do a face mask.
4) Send a message to a friend telling her how much you love her.
5) Eat an apple.
6) Sit up straight.
7) Say thank you to the girl who just opened the door for you.
8) Search for a dance class online.
9) Do 15 sit-ups.
10) Smile like you really mean it.

It's never hard to be healthy, it's just another easy choice :)


She slaps at 2:54 PM




Monday, November 1, 2010
The only day when you dress legally skimpy.

In 2008, I was a devil.
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In 2010, I am Lara Croft.
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In 2011, I shall be a pot of plants.

Oh, we'll see :)


She slaps at 3:05 PM







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