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Monday, September 20, 2010
The ugly truth.

I was browsing through flowerpod forum when this caught my attention. From the poll, almost 70% of girls had sex (pardon me for the blunt expression) before the age of 21. This means out of you and 2 other girlfriends, only one has not had sex before she turns 21.

One important note: Don't judge a book by its cover. The one who has not had sex might not necessarily be the one who is the most innocent looking, cringing on the word sex individual. And the one who talks liberally about sex does not equate to her being a definite non virgin individual.

Oh well, who knows.


She slaps at 2:43 PM




Thursday, September 16, 2010
One lady's glory. Only.

The worst thing that can happen on a cheery morning is seeing someone in the exact same dress as you. This is not allowed in any scenarios, be it birthday parties, weddings or a simple affair to the office. Fashion doesn't allow generous accommodation of another duplicated being. The instinct emotions of the two twins by mistake is scoff. Harsh glances will be exchanged and contemptous body gestures will be transmitted to instill seniority. Eventually, there must be an exclusive glory to the better looking one at any close proximity. To avoid future mistakes like this, i could only think of one most efficient solution.
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STOP ONLINE SHOPPING!!!
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Because that makes you one of those default girls in that character/less default-looking dress. Period.


She slaps at 11:59 AM




Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Of flowers and bees.


If only i could lay in a bed of hydrangeas.


She slaps at 6:04 PM




Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Damage control please.

Yesterday night, out of pure curiosity, i stepped onto the hideous weighing scale. I forgot when was the last time i indulged in similar superficial, bimbotic activity. All along, i lived in my own cloak of a pretty, sexy 46kg. However, i was greeted by a BIG FAT 50.8KG. Now, where did that body mass come from? When did i even allow this extravagant expansion in girth? I admit i have been eating like an emperor, devouring food generously and bragging about how i can eat so much without gaining any weight. I derived glee from the envious look from fellow female buddies who only eat a small apple a day.

IT IS A FACADE. IT IS A HUGE MISTAKE.
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Now, i'm reduced to one of those small apples a day ladies.
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Retribution.


She slaps at 4:53 PM




Thursday, September 2, 2010
Too much fancy.

When someone gives you a lemon,
you make them ice lemon tea.

When someone gives you a flower,
you plant them a garden of roses.

When someone gives you a tiger,
you transform into an iron warrior.

When someone gives you a key,
you open all doors of opportunities.

When someone gives you shit,
you hold it in your palms and give them a big hug.

Make the best out of everything.


She slaps at 10:52 AM




Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Singtel is stupid.


When you feel like an emotional hijack is looming.

Count from 1 to 10 and inhale.

Now, curse that idiot and move on.


She slaps at 4:48 PM







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