Just like how user-friendly and easily accessible the word fuck is, boomz is a whole new creation to our boring dictionary. Precisely due to the fact the boomz has no clear definition at all, it can and should be used in all scenarios.

1) When you spot a friend clad in something unusually attention seeking. Be it something drop dead gorgeous or a complete fashion paux pas. We say : Oh! you're looking so boomz today!

2) When you are lunching with friends and is craving for yummy good food. We say: Lets eat something boomz later!

3) When you are pissed that your boyfriend forgot your birthday. We say: That bastard is completely boomzed for now!

4) When you are helpless that you have to stay back to finish up stupid work at 9pm. We say: Life is such a boomz!

5) When you feel like scolding the word fuck but has got no guts to say it because your dad is beside you. We say: What the boomz!

And of course if you are reading my blog and conclude that i am writing shit. You say: Her blog is an absolute boomz!

So, a 21 year old female wants to webcam naked with me today :)

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And i am the accomplice :)

If breasts could speak, they would prolly be crowned the most arrogant creatures ever. Blame it on explicit sexual images on all possible media channels. Blame it on boys drooling over those lumps of meat hanging proudly over our chests. No doubt having them adds instant allure to any humdrum physical form, sparing them too much attention only invites trouble. Any low cut dress revealing meek cleavage is enough to make plenty of heads turn. No need for any angelic gorgeous face, no need for any bouncy shiny hair, breasts herself is the sole owner of all attention. I am a sucker for breasts too. I like Katy Perry. (nevermind the fact that i am attracted to her arrogant creatures even more)

Breasts are the most arrogant creatures on earth. For what are they called assets anyway!

Shopping is a damn drug. It gives you very bad withdrawal symptoms.

I NEED TO SHOP NOW.

At Batam, we played Go-Kart. I thought i was a F1 racer. While negotiating a sharp bend, i dived straight into a bush and got trapped in massive plantation.

Too bad we didn't capture it in picture. It would have been 2009's biggest joke.

I am thinking of big curly fries :)

A banana a day keeps the shit flowing my way!

'A man told us he collapsed right at his desk when the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid- for her computer monitor' --- That's my favourite one!

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Today at around 1030am, i was bored at work.

I swam to the pantry to dig for items to munch on.

I saw biscuits packed in huge transparent jars. ( Biscuits turn me off by the way)

I saw white, light brown, brown, dark brown powder resting peacefully in some other jars.

I took the brown powder jar and scooped a few teaspoons into my mug and added hot water. It tasted like drain water.

I took the dark brown powder jar and added a few scoops into my mug. It tasted like bitter drain water.

I took the white powder jar and scooped 2 spoons into my mug. It tasted like candy wannabe drain water.

Eventually, i took the light brown powder jar and added a few spoons into my already utterly confused concoction. It tasted like a drinkable drain water.

At 11am, i realised that the light brown powder is Holicks. brown powder is milo. dark brown is coffee and white powder is sugar.

For some mouth savoring seductions!

When the whole world is asleep. I know i still have you.

:)

Yet, i was greeted by white and blue roses.

Lovely :)

Office ladies always look poise and confident strutting down every possible pavement presented before them. No doubt many do display the defiant image of smart-professional-look really well, little did we know how much they struggle to keep that conviction intact. Recently, i was transformed into a office lady and i could not escape the following plagues.

1) Pencil skirts give your ass a big hug everytime you put them on. Never mind the fact that they do accentuate those nice little curves, they can be real bitches at times. Basically there are 3 scenarios. When you put on a M size pencil skirt, it shifts left and right as if it is on a merry go round ride. When you put on a S size pencil skirt, the inner layer shifts up and down and bandage your fat thighs as if you were an Egyptian mummy. When you put on a XS size pencil skirt, you can totally forget about moving at all.

2) One fine day, i was walking my usual way in a pencil skirt. Taking big, generous, busy steps. The next thing i knew, i nearly got stuck in my own steps because my skirt limits the ambitions of my steps and force me to live in a facade of elegance and grace.

3) Heels are a girl's best friend. Heels are also a girl's biggest bitch. At the rate i am going, my feet will not escape the trauma of decomposition and extreme mutation. It is completely normal and forgivable to be walking with grace and confidence in heels while simultaneously muttering fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

4) Never ever attempt to bring your new laptops home (esp when the pencil skirts and heels are already driving you up the wall) unless you had enough gym preparations and mental perseverance. I luggaged mine home the other day and i looked like i just ran 2.4km when i reached home.

Good night.

Today, we had fun dancing and making fun of each other at a pub in Chijmes.

Today, i had atrocious blisters on my feet and fuck Charles & Keith heels.

Today, is our day again :)

Too much fun without work is scary.
Too much work without fun is scarier.

I like kpmg as of now :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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