10.17am: (arrival of monster no.1)

Firstly, he was late by 17 mins. that makes it 1020 seconds. his appointment was scheduled at 10am. but wait. oh wow. he looks tasty. tasty enough for me to take a second look. nice chiseled features. almost like he just jumped out of an mtv. tall. at least 1.8m. great dress sense too. impressive. but one thing just irritates me. his eyes pierce directly into the eyes of the acting secretary of the day( tts me. if u are slow). i know its unintentional. but a politically correct stare should only last for 5 seconds at most.

Anyway. a conversation that lasted for less than 4 mins concludes that monster no. 1 is actually just a vase. i reckon that god is fair and beautiful creatures are created with less brain juice than an average. thou' shall not bitch behind people's back. but well. he just couldnt sustain a proper conversation. that instantly takes the appeal away from him. he is just like a decomposed Godiva chocolate in premium wrapping. looks tasty but inedible.

ok. this one looks like a normal job seeker. appointment time is 11.30am. so great. he's just on time. looks average. but that doesnt mean tt i gave him less attention :) similarly. 4 mins were given to him. and he proved that my formula stated earlier was right. a deep thinker. definitely sane and wise. interesting. guess he has maybe 32.7% more brain juice than monster no.1.

DEFINITELY early. his appointment time is 2pm. this one came in with a BROAD smile on his face. a smile that almost made me laughed out loud. im serious. and i assure you that the smile was on the entire time when he's ard me. he looks comical too. very fair. fairer than me. but then again, thats not a very good gauge cuz' my degree of fairness is only 6/10. apparently, he mistook me to be my boss. pity Miss acting secretary of the day. i had to bear with him telling me long grandma stories. 'how suitable he is for the job, the achievements he had, he wouldnt mind working long hours, and if i didnt remember wrongly i think he told me he had a pet chiwawa.' well. his never ending self-promoting speech lasted for around 22 mins. i couldnt bear the pain anymore. so i excused myself to the ladies. when i got back, he was already in my boss's room. thank you jesus.