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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
The interesting little yellow book.

On the train this morning, theres a man reading a book entitled ' How to fall asleep and never wake up.' Its a little yellow book. im glad that i cant read the author cuz' it looks rather hideous to me.Something must be very wrong with both the reader and the writer.
owner of littler yellow book:
1) He is genuinely suffering from insomnia and needs a cure.( If thats the case. he must be stupid. reading a book doesnt cure insomnia. you need a doctor)
2) He is so stressed at work that he's considering euthanasia. he wants to die painlessly to free himself. (if so, i need to knock some sense out of him.)
3) He has too much free cash. and his favourite colour is yellow. so he bought this hideous book. and he has to read it since he bought it. ( he should donate his money to me instead )

writer of the hideous book:
he should just change the title of his book to 'the yellow hideous book.' maybe that will give him better sales.

the world is just so freaking interesting'


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