Saturday, June 21, 2008
someone burst my thought bubbles!
i was so bored on the way to work today tt i spent the whole journey observing passengers on board. heres my thought bubbles:
there are 9 seats across me. 9 persons who are abt to be put on operation table for doctor helen to examine. well. here it goes.
object 1:i forgot. she/he is too insignificant a creature to be put under close scrutiny.
object 2:this one is interesting. a guy. probably my age. average looking. he had huge earphones stuck to his ears. his eyes were closed. sleeping? i dont think so. cuz' occassionally he grins to himself. weird. really weird. and his lips are moving now. lip singing? hmm. and throughtout the whole journey he never once opened his eyes.well, he is the dreamer singer wannabe.
object 3:an Auntie. very thick makeup. VERY. a light slap on her cheek might have sent people beside her coughing. and she wears pink lace stocking. oh God. spare me. and she stares at me straight in the eyes. i tried looking away. but when my glance accidentally falls upon her again. i realised that she's still staring at me. well. i would have stared back but since she has aged, i'll leave it as that.
object 4:a kid. below 10. not interested. i hate looking at tiny things.
object 5:another guy listening to music. but at least this one is not lip singing or grinning. hes perfectly normal.
object 6:a girl. my age. im very sure. Slightly above average. and i emphasize slightly. i liked her toe nail colour. nice neat electric blue. great. great legs too. nice boobs too. shes definitely a hottie. but her face is just slightly above average i must say. i can feel her stare now. its so bloody obvious. its not a kind stare. she just smells bitch to me. so i stared back. the kind of stare that a bitch returns to a bitch. she is slightly taken aback but her stare continued. and now shes looking at my lower body. wtf? so i stared straight at her boobs. tt probably made her uncomfortable. she squirms. and she started playing with her phone. even behind her black nokia phone i could still feel her stare. wads wrong with her! alright i'll just take tt as a compliment then. enough time is spent on observing her. and she does not deserve more.
object 7:friend of object 6. skip'
object 8:another guy in headphone. boring.
object 9:a teenage girl. her bf is standing. she looks kinda cute. but her bf is. erm. nevermind. lets just put it as an 'interesting combination of contrasting beauty' ha.
well, the doctor is tired now. and theres not much intriguing discoveries for the day. how sad'
She slaps at 10:18 AM