I need to write this now before i forget all about it. I rank it one of the top 5 ridiculous encounters of my lovely life.

Half way through my steamboat session with jojo just now, my tummy was feeling it. Miss lao sai queen needs the loo desparately. so i literally dashed to the nearest toilet to easy my ass. my soul. the toilet door was ajar with a dustbin stuck at the entrance. apparently the cleaner is doing her duty but i didnt give a damn cuz' my ass is more important. i ran into the nearest cubicle and shut the door.

competent cleaner: eh. who ar. who go inside ar!

competent shitter: (kept silent. thinking that by doing that the cleaner will not know she's there.)

competent cleaner: eh! auntie cleaning the floor ar! cannot go in one ar! u better come out now ar!

competent shitter: im urgent.

competent cleaner: eh siao ar! u tink urgent then can just come in lidat ar. pple come i also ask them go atm toilet there u know! u come out now ar!

competent shitter: i said i was urgent rite!

competent cleaner: i dun care u better come out now and let me clean the place ar!

competent shitter: ( her patience is gone) IM SHITTING RITE. how to come out? i open the door u come in and see my shit la!

competent cleaner: blablablaballalablblblblblaaaaaa ( forgot wtf she shouted.)

competent shitter: eh u enough already ok. i said i was urgent! SHUT UP LA! im trying to shit!!!

competent cleaner: u den shut up la! siao ar! so rude! i dun care ar! you come out now ar!!!

competent shitter: SHUT UP LA!!!!! FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!!!! (so loud that i could hear echo.)

competent cleaner: ( SILENCE)

*** pls note that this episode lasted for at least 5 minutes. the above is just a VERY BRIEF summary. and was executed in extremely loud projections by both characters. ***

To the stupid fucking noisy cleaner: you dont mess with a person who desperately needs to shit in the midst of steamboat. you are welcoming death.

Now i wonder how she looks like.

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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