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Saturday, July 12, 2008

The disgraceful shoe curse.

Im suffering from a shoe curse now. Its definitely black magic. and its pissing me off.

Heels 1 (Gold elegant chic her): My personal favourite. On its 5th day birthday, it died a horrible death. I admit it must be my awkward standing position. was testing my skill of balancing on the tip of my heels. apparently, she isn't competent enough. The entire right heel fall off in one piece. she suffered a broken neck and i offically pronounced her death. she still looked pretty though.

Heels 2 (Grey sugary ribbon her): When i was walking the other day, i did a skid stunt. thank you jesus that im still alive. she ought to be shot. the rubber at the tip of the heel came off exposing the little obnoxious metal piece. On carpeted floor, she's still a ravishing beauty. But on any OTHER normal surface, she can cost me my beauty.

Heels 3 ( black oriental velvet her): She's really old. So i guess its reasonable that i let her go. and her once delicate skin is peeling. i'll get you a good coffin dear. you deserve it :)

Heels 4 ( exquisite tweed her): Horrible. Firstly, the leather on her is falling. so basically she's a disgrace to my feet. Secondly, she nearly killed me . My right heels miraculously stepped into the ribbon on my left heels. As a result, when i tried to walk, i fell. and according to my colleague. my body went into an amazing distortion. she thought i was kneeling before her. well. fuck exquisite tweed she.

Now. you tell me. Am i suffering from a shoe curse?

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