Thursday, July 10, 2008
I gave him a sumptuous breakfast.
This was what happened. I was back-facing the innocent hibernating victim. My full attention was given to a friend who took the same train as me. so i wasnt able to properly manipulate the timing and volume of gas that im about to deliver. as you can probably predict, i let out a silent killer. one so gentle yet mephitic. i need to use this word to describe the power of that fart. cuz' even my friend(standing.facing me) could sniff it. Apparently Mr innocent hibernating victim was asleep. and i think my silent killer was so potent that he came alive.
Throughout the entire journey i was back-facing him. cuz' i had no guts to turn around.
She slaps at 10:44 AM