Monday, August 4, 2008
Miss. theres a bug on your hair.

Busy on the phone bitching with a friend. An auntie at very close proximity tried to grab my attention. i thought it was all weird. till she told me ' theres a bug on your hair' plus points desperately at my hair. i would have given a bimbo screech if i heard her words properly. and that would have thrown me into the dungeon of disgrace. thank you jesus i was on the phone and i mistook her words to be ' theres some nice hair youve got' and gave it a gentle demure brush with my fingers. modestly.
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and there it is. the bug dropped onto the floor upon that brisk brush. and she looked at me as if im a heroine. i was screaming inside. but oh well' i looked all calm and collected as if the bug was just confetti.
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i do have a huge ego. :)
She slaps at 11:46 PM