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Sunday, August 3, 2008
MORE than just awesome baby.

Im glad that we splurged quite a bit on the hotel. Siam @ Siam Hotel. i crown it the best hotel ive been to in 21 years of living.
Pictures of our room. Note that this is just different parts of the room. Wouldnt say that its huge. but oh well, its more than spacious and enticing for the luxury of 2. a designer room with fabulously chic decor. Just enough to satisfy our exotic taste for life. ooo and not forgetting the bohemian touch of elegance. simply love it to hell.Right. For me. Bangkok means shopping and just more shopping. but my dear friend is a free nature soul who needs time off to enjoy the luxury amenities of our hotel. So, here we are chilling by their pool. drinking beer and reading my storybook( bought out of extreme spontaneity at Changi Airport) Ugly by Constance Briscoe. A fabulous read :)

Let me tell you. Lobby Lounge bar at our hotel is bravo. 5 times better than walas. apparently my favourite live band hang out place. but well. their live band beats them hands down feet down body down . And there's this group of absolute enthusiast here. dancing raunchily to the music. and i emphasize raunchily. look closely and you'll see a 'lady' in red. she's probably my mum's age. only 10 times more alive than her. sorry mum.How thoughtful. They even provide nail files for us. :) oh and theres a sewing kit. hmm. i wonder what is that for?This is very interesting. live jumpy happy huge king prawns here smiling at me. i doubt they know their fate.Now. sad shy prawns blushing at the sight of seeing me. served to the queen. HOT.I dont care if its roadside food or cuisines from fine dining. all i know is these blushing creatures taste freaking awesome! big, fat, juicy, succulent, sweet, with a tinge of charcoal sensation. is that how you describe food? :P
They sell all soughts of cigarettes. according to my dear friend who smokes. she says that these flavors tastes much better. well. it doesnt concern me though.Yummy donuts. Looks so pretty. too bad i dont have a sweet tooth.
OK. let me explain why am i in this so not me hairstyle. We were on our way to Chatuchak. you guys know how fucking hot, smelly, crowded and dirty it is there. BUT. their stuffs are filthy cheap. dont say u've been to bangkok if u missed chatuchak. lalala. in order to make sure i get my grabs without any excessive hair or sweat hindering me, i decided to keep all hair creatures off my lovely face. all prepared to fight war.
Look at the crowd at 1pm. its HELL. its OVEN. we're ROASTED.
What is a holiday trip without boozing sessions? oh well. we admit we were too much of a scary cat to explore into their night lifes. so we ended up drinking in the hotel's lounge. great choice though. drinks were comparatively cheap for hotel standard. and im glad im learning to take cocktails instead of beers. while she still loves indulging in her whiskeys.
Tak tak. or is it Tuk tuk. but anyway. an experience i'll never forget. they drive at a theme park ride speed. swift as hell. just look at what he turned my hair into and you'll know why.
Of cuz' i will not forget mani and pedi. Thousands of nail art to choose from. Im overwhelmed.
I like this concept. Jap restaurent in MBK. well. their conveyor belt is actually a mini river. and dishes of sushi and mini bites and placed on these little boats. so my food swims to me. i like that.
Introducing my favourite delicacy. Satay by the roadside. It might look dirty. or rather it IS indeed dirty. but i simply love it. my dear friend has a stomach made of gold and she does not wish to contaminate it. so it was an enjoyment on my part alone.

This sweet packet is found on our bed on one of the nights when we came back from shopping. How thoughtful. They really do pamper us.:)
[FINALE NIGHT]
This is actually their menu. in the form of a news article. interesting :)


Magarita. Looks really pretty. My nails look pretty too.

Smooth seduction. Dont be deceived by its harmless look. It almost killed me.

Mango champagne. looks elegant. but it tasted like shit. ok. i know i drink a lot. but at least im more of a cocktailolic instead of a beeraholic now. does it make any difference? im just trying to justify my alcoholism. if u realised that.This is when drinking too much gets you real nuts. Please do agree with me that under normal circumstances im a sweet demure young lady who never scolds fuck or stick out any form of object made of finger material. oh well'
Aright. Now lets be realistic.
Total damage excluding flight and accomodation=$800 plus.
Items purchased: 40 over tops inclusive of several dresses. 9 bikinis. i dont know why. but i only have 2 breasts. countless lingeries. 3 basket bags. 2 belts. 4 makeup palates. countless accessories. and well groomed feet and fingers. I love this pic. credits to myself. :)

Goodbye Bangkok.

Hello to reality.



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