1) I hated school, i still hate school, and i will hate school on behalf of my kids in the future.

2) I never thought that smoking looks cool. Its unattractive, stinking and a sign of emotional weakness. I have never taken a single puff and i never will.

3) I like guys in white polo T-shirts. I think they look hawwtt. but do note that there are certain prerequisites to this statement.

4) I desperately desire a tattoo on my right lower back. I just need some funding.

5) I drink a lot. I admit i am an alcoholic. so what?

6) My biggest fear in life are impending pimples.

7) I am full of shit. literally. i suspect my intestine is one straight fat tube. i shit almost immediately after meals.

8) I've been wanting to go on a diet since 3 years ago. but i dont know why i eat so much.

9) I have 42 bottles of nail polish arranged neatly on my shelf. ungroomed nails just look plain disgusting to me.

10) I love friends more than boyfriend. im serious.

11) I used to wash my hair every 5 days on average. only recently do i start washing it everyday.

12) Im lactose intolerant. but i really love cows.

13) I tried to commit suicide twice in my life. im glad i survived.

14) I have 36 bottles of miniatures and 3 big bottles of perfume in my wardrobe. and i will be getting more.

15) I have clubbed only 19 times in 21 years. so dont say im a frequent clubber cuz' im not.

16) I am not vulgar cuz' i only scold fuck. knnccb categories just sound too inferior to me.

hands on bible and swear to god that my confessions are all honest :)