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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Flirting with death.

As usual, uncanny thoughts betrayed my myriad attempts to act like a sane human.

Here are some ways to die. or if u prefer to call it committing suicide.

1) The most straight-forward and popular way. Jump off a building. But make sure its a classy and lavish building. I rather leap from Fullerton Hotel than from the 15th storey of a HDB flat.

2) Swallow 100 pills of panadols or menses pills or sleeping pills. maybe swallowing insecticide or detergent can seal the deal too. try it.

3) Go to the zoo and have a secret stayover with the lions. But be mentally prepared for an incomplete corpse.

4) Like what Tv dramas always preach us. slit your wrist and die in peace. well, i just got to know that this method is not instantaneous. you got to have some patience to locate the correct vein or artery to snip in order to die.

5) Rent a swanky car. Play some romantic and soothing music. and enjoy the carbon monoxide feast.

6) Fill a bathtub with fresh water. Add some bath salt into it. A generous spread of rose petals will be a bonus. and do a nice electrification experiment.

7) Buy a pretty piece of cloth and lay it on the railway track. wear your most gorgeous piece of dress and sleep on the pretty cloth like a baby.

PS: This is purely out of naughtiness. Don't quote me as an advocate of death.


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