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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Lets talk breakups.

Some justifiable reasons for a breakup.

1. When he calls more than 4 times in an hour. and you happen to be in a tutorial class. now you receive an sms asking ' Are you ok? why arent you picking up my calls? Are you sick? call me asap when you see this!' I am not sick. i am just not picking up your calls.

2. When he cries to you almost everyday telling you how stressed he is at school. and how he thinks he is the most incapable and stupidest person on earth. well. i guess he is.

3. When he is simply too busy to drop you even 1 sms per day. Does he shit everyday? How long does 1 sms cost? 1 hour? then he either needs a finger or brain operation.

4. When he spends 80% of he waking hours playing computer games. 10% strategizing on how to better excel in his games. 5% coordinating with his friends on his games. 4% persuading you to play his games. and 1% on you.

5. When he met you up lesser during times when you had a bad outbreak or consumed too much which resulted in an expansion in girth. He is just a superficial PIG.

6. When he thinks that you are okay with PDA and grabs your ass in public. Give him a tight slap and tell him to wake up from his bloody dream!

7. When he only treats you the cheapest of the cheapest food in town. Ands he dines in mid range cafes with his friends. He thinks you are just his maid.

8. When you catch him with another girl. On phone, on street or in bed. Listen. Its high time to grab his dick and give it a hard twist and pull it out :)

Tune in for the next episode on Lets talk love. (When im free)

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