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Thursday, October 2, 2008
Lets talk L.O.V.E

This is an extreme deviation from my normal state. But oh well who really cares anyway.

Justifiable reasons to so love him:
1. Throw him any situation and he can handle it with perfect grace. Thats really attractive.

2. An impeccable portrayal of a cynical ghoul in everyone's eyes. yet. beside you, he is the sweetest angel alive.

3. He knows when to appear and when to disappear. we call that telepathy.

4. He should at least have read more than 58 non acadamic books in his entire life. and that does not include porn magazines.

5. When you serve him a secret concoction of semi-cooked vinegar chicken in whiskey, he savors it as if its a delicacy stewed in heaven.

6. A sensual creature. He sees beauty in you that no one else does.

7. He hates shopping like fuck. Yet he volunteers a 10 hrs shopping trip with you.

8. He says you look sexy when you are digging your nose.

9. He loves smelling your fart.

10. He calls you in the middle of night just to tell you he loves you.

This is what i call wishful thinking of the insane human race :)


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