Im not too good with surprises.

(My body was bent, leaning towards the sink, washing and scrubbing my face to make sure it is sparkling clean)
Maid: Helen !! I show you something!! variii niceeee......
me: huh.. wait wait.. i'm washing my face...
Maid: (Already standing behind me in the bathroom) Variiii niceee.... heeee...
me: (Still washing my face, which means, my eyes are closed)
Maid: (Breathing softly. i could hear her)
me: (opens my eyes) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Maid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
maid: (looks at me)
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
me: AHHHH!!!! AH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There she is, dangling a piece of lizard in front of me. and for your info, the lizard is still alive. its WRIGGLING its slimy body right in front of my just-cleansed face. at most 7cm away from my eyes.
me: AHHHHH!!!!!!
maid: (swings it into the toilet bowl and starts flushing)
me: ( i can see the creature gasping for help in the whirlpool. he is trying to swim. he is trying to climb out of that whirlpool. but he cant. it sounds cute when im describing it now. but if you look at this scene in reality. it is just way too gross) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, i just screamed frantically. loudly. desperately. continuously. uglily. at 11.13pm.
I'll prolly get a complain letter from somewhere tomorrow.