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Friday, November 28, 2008
Super Duper fantastic me.

Top 3 super powers that i wish to have:
1) Mighty invincible human extinguisher- essentially it means that i can make anyone i dislike vanish into thin air. dont worry. no pain will be inflicted. he/she simply evanesces or evaporates. i was on the train just now, and there was this powerful kid who cried and screamed as if he was undergoing labor. It was that very moment when i desperately wished i had this power to dissolve him so that he will cease destructing my precious ear drums.

2) Silent chanting influential hypnosis- this allows you to drill any ego or psyche into anyone. I dont care if you hate sushi. if i chant the word sushi silently for 10 times,you will love it to hell and hide 100 sushis under your blacket every night and bring them to dreamland. If i tell you to kill your cheating boyfriend, you will jolly well do it.

3) Self-renewal body wardrobe- every morning when i wake up, i will be wearing a completely new set of stuff. a new top/bottom/dress, with a new bag and a new pair of shoes. try visualizing it. it looks kinda messy and insane. but it certainly will make me wake up smiling every morning.


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