So, here we go again. Every sane human being knows there's no point in crying over spilt chocolate milk. or spilt soup. But let's see, we'll just have a brief little review of 2008 :)

1) ACADEMIC BLUNDERS: I forgot to S/U my electives. I intentionally refused to pay my school fees, which resulted in unintentional barring from subject registration. and i so love my new timetable now. I neglected the sacred concept of consistency and discipline. I secretly cursed some of my tutors. I should have bought voodoo dolls. I forsaked results and grades for the pursuit of happiness and living in perfect reveries.

2) FAMILY ISSUES: I irritated my parents when i came home drunk and smiling and smelly one day. I pissed my maid when i puked meat and noodles and beer in my room. I opened my little brother to the world of wonders and cruelty. Beside the drinking, my family is totally in love with me.

3) PERSONAL RE-ARRANGEMENT: I have STILL yet to start learning driving. and i wasted my registration fee. It has been on my top priority list for the entire 2008. I learnt to appreciate the art of looking at kids and smiling at them. sincerely. but of cuz theres a prerequisite to everything. smiling at all kids is a deadly sin. My sensual relationship with my cash is still rocky as usual. It hit a low of $6 this year. She's such a disappointment for she loves me no more. I've thrown the mask of puerility into the dungeon of disgrace and purchased a skin of composure and sanity. Put it simple, i experienced life and i'm proud to say that thou have matured and grown in all dimensions:)

4) SHALLOW COMPLAINTS: After tremendous effort of pimples care-taking, im free of these assholes as of now. Hopefully for the rest of my living rolling years. A huge portion of my big toe nail came out sometime mid this year. but now its back on track. Thank you my dearest toenail. Excessive drinking is inducing a detestable beer belly. and it threatens to demean me. My locks were falling freely in June for a long 5 months span. Now, its healthy again. Great :) I fell down in a club somewhere this year and the scar on my leg is still reflecting badly on me.

5) FRIENDS FOREVER: Oh i have no complaints in this aspect. I love love love love love love all my friends and i know they love love love love love love all of me too :)

6) TECHNO SAVVY WANNABE: My mp3 was blemished. My hair-dryer stopped showing her blowing function. My air-con crumbled and leaked like a mini water-fall. My laptop can't connect to my home wireless network. I'm depending on 'Abdul Network' now. Thank you Mr Abdul you don't know how much i love you. My laptop dived to the ground and it cant close tight now. The hi-fi in my room can no longer play cds. Well, i've got magic hands for whatever i touch spoils. I belong to stone age :)

7) LOVE: I'll burn incense sticks to santa every day. I hope he appreciates that.

2009 means loads of fun, laughter, joy, lust, bitching, cash, cheek cramps and world peace :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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