I am beholden that i'm a total stranger to insomnia. On normal nights, it takes me no more than 7 minutes to fall asleep. I hallucinate immediately when i land myself a bed. But, i do suffer from lazybonia. I struggle to stay awake. I fight with those hideous comatose cells in my body to caress the world a little longer each day. Of cuz, i dozed off or rather permitted the windows to my soul to take a break at the following inadequate places.

1) I was waiting for the red man to turn green. and i fell into dreamland. the lampost bacame my prince charming and i leaned on him dearly. an auntie greeted me good morning. thank you for saving my life.

2) Just yesterday, i was on the train making a journey to city hall to meet the bitches. I thought it was harmless to just close my eyes for a tiny puny while. but that was the introduction to regret and remorse. i slumbered into a sleep so deep that my head did a huge bang at the windows. It was so loud and obvious that the guy beside me had to ask if im ok. so i smiled at him and went back to sleep.

3) My gf suffered from a relationship trauma and she was confiding to me at 2am. by my pool. i was paying absolute attention i swear. but my precious eye lids closed again all of a sudden. someone must have drugged the air molecules around me.

I am depressed that i have a looming beer belly. so im going back to sleep now.