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Friday, December 5, 2008
I so love interviews.


I don't know if i'm on lucky drug or i give informal vibes. But anyway, my 2 interviews were rather interesting.

Interview 1 (a very pretty lady, so lets just call her A)

(After around 15 minutes of random chats about what she wants to know about me)
Hel: Anyway, i was thinking, did you happen to see the pictures i drew on my application form?
A: OH! so you were the one who drew trebble clefs and tennis rackets! (flips through the papers) When i saw it, i was like oh this girl is so CUTE! ( looks at me and grins)
Hel: er hur hur. oh. hur hur. ok.
Hel: Can i ask, how old are you?
A: (looks at me doubtfully) im 32 this year.
Hel: Really! but your complexion doesnt spell 32! (trust me it was not a stunt to feed her ego in an attempt to get a job, it was a very sincere compliment)
A: Oh. yea, everyone says so (grins)
Hel: hur hur. How do you maintain it? (i really am very conscious about complexion)
A: Oh you know, just drink more water, eat more fruits, and i do moisturize :P
Hel: Really? dont bluff la, its all in the genes. maybe you have good genes thats all.
A: er hahaha... ya, i do have very good genes ( grin grin grin)
Conclusion: I think she's slightly crazy, moderately self-obsessed but nonetheless still gorgeous.

Interview 2 ( a middle age woman, just let her be B)
B: So i see that you love cooking?
Hel: yea definitely, i enjoy the process of making something ugly and raw into lovely dishes.
B: oh, thats nice to hear, so do you make most of the meals at home?
Hel: HAHA . no. to me it's just a random hobby, i cook only when i have the time and feel like it. and usually these randomness only come during December holidays :)
B: ha, thats honest. anyway, i see that you took an elective called 'sex, death and related social issues', i thought that was pretty interesting?
Hel: oh that! honestly, initially my friends and i took it because we thought that it will be about sex, only to realise that its more of the death and other related social issues, so it was rather disappointing.
B: hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hel: erm. haha
(after 15-20 mins of random audit unrelated talks)
B: so do you have anymore questions for me?
Hel: well, hmm... let me think.
Hel: what do you think of life?
B: HUH? wow, thats such a chim question! hahahahaha....
Hel: haha, do you wake up feeling happy every morning?
B: well, actually i do. i have a very supportive family, and that is very crucial in this industry cuz' there will be times when you need shoulders and ears. do you have a bf?
Hel: hahaha, well, actually... i do :)
Conclusion: she gave me her name card, i guess she will make a good god mum :)


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