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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Tell me about that xmas tree :)

It is suppose to be a white elegant xmas tree. with fibre optics attached at the tip of the ends so it turns into magic at night. But when the boy takes it out from the dark storeroom, it looks haggard and yellowish. so he asks ' how should we decorate our xmas tree this year?'

1) The simplest and stupidest way. cute little santa. cute little english bells. cute little candies. cute little xmas balls. and tada. you get a cute little xmas tree.

2) Maybe we can construct a canivorous xmas meat tree. so items on our tree will be things like chicken wings. fish fillets. meat balls. lamb chops. beef steaks. satays. but of cuz all in the unreal form. who says i'm gonna waste real meat on a xmas tree :P

3) How about a quotes xmas tree. the interesting part will be digging for the most nonsensical and retarded quotes. definitely not those that you can google. an example will be 'the sun feels shy to see me sun tanning' (now why did i even came up with such a stupid quote) we will write little quotes on nice papers and hang it on our xmas tree. but i'm afraid my contents will be very much limited since its a family xmas tree and not helen's xmas tree. pity.

4) Again, i'm being very selfish. picturing a xmas tree filled with nail polishes. but oh well, its not feasible at all. cuz my tree will look as saggy as an old lady's breast :(

5) I thought of a cheap tree. a xmas tree covered with shell creatures. it will be totally free and environmental friendly. all you need to do is to collect crab shells, lala shells, lobster shells from god knows where and decorate your shells with god knows what. now hang them on your white xmas tree. hohoho. merry xmas.

6) Of cuz, i have a better idea. simply hang the xmas tree with empty beer bottles! :):):) My dad will kill me. or at least tortue me a bit. but its all worth it.

Well. its all empty talk. eventually i'll just have a plain white xmas tree with magic optical fibre lightings this year.


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