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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Be my valentine. or maybe not.

When you drive home late at night, of cuz you should on your radio. Especially on this special day. So, this is what we heard over 98.7fm just now.

Dj: Alright, so let's move on to our next dedication!
Dead-to-be guy: Hi, my name is ___. and i want to make use of this special day to be the first one to wish everyone a Happy Valentines' Day! And also to wish my girlfriend a Happy Valentines' Day. Oh and i would like to make use of this opportunity to send my wishes to a special someone too.
Dj: Oh wait wait. So you would like to wish both your girlfriend and another special someone Happy Valentines' day?
Dead-to-be guy: Ya, this is a new friend that i got to know recently. And i know she's got no one to celebrate Valentines' Day with.
Dj: Ohhhh... wait wait wait... you are either a very brave soul or you are ready to be in deep shit right now (i forgot her exact words. but i knew she was as flabbergasted as me)
Dead-to-be guy: Ya, and i really think im beginning to develop a crush for her. Hahaha... hur hur hur...
Dj: Oh my god, alright we shall stop here... So what song do you wish to hear?
Dead-to-be guy: Beautiful by Akon. Because i really think she's beautiful and i would wish to see her again AND.
Dj: (SONG STARTS PLAYING)

Even the Dj could no longer stand this absurd conversation. Imagine your partner dedicating a song to you and another special someone on Valentines' Day. oh well, he will be in some really huge, gigantic, magnificent shit in 10 hours time (or less). Trust me :)

ANYWAY. HAPPY VALENTINES' EVERYONE! May all couples be lovey dovey today! and may all singles let loose tonight! :):):)

She slaps at 2:30 AM

The Slapper

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

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