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Friday, February 27, 2009

Good morning flowers and happy sun.

If the sexy blue sky collapse today. If the naughty air is filled with toxic today. If the aloof building that i sleep in topple today. See, i always have countless reasons for appreciating this lovely life.

1) I love the fact that my maid made me a monstrous cup of fruit juice just now. It is a super duper confused concoction of apple, starfruit, papaya, tomato and some other nonsense. And it tasted like a sincere chemistry experiment. When i simply ordered fruit juice.
2) I love the fact that when i was shitting yesterday in JE library, the automatic flush functioned before my shitting session officially ended. So fuck, my ass was washed lightly with my own shit water. This is life.
3) I love the fact that my brother is secretly consuming a piece of prawn in the back of our kitchen. He is not supposed to ingest anything of any animal form anymore. Unless if he wishes to grow into a hippopotamus.
4) I love the fact that i was caught dancing frantically to insane music in my own room by my maid. I thought i locked my door.
5) I love the fact that Sara Teo said she's getting married on the 29th Feb. And i thought she got pregnant by god knows what.
6) I love the fact that i am so addicted to photo-hunt in facebook but i can no longer play cuz i've reached my maximum play credits. It's like dangling a piece of cow right in front of your face.
7) I love the fact that you look at me with the same intensity even when i'm wearing my ugly specs.

GOOD MORNING WORLD!

She slaps at 11:54 AM

The Slapper

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

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