Monday, February 16, 2009
Hidden beneath masks.
This is a breast mask, proudly purchased from Guardian. I was in an extreme state of stress today that i decided to give it a paste. So, i unwrapped it and was all ready to give both my breasts some deserving pamper. Just like face mask has holes for your lovely eyes and mouth, a breast mask actually has holes for your lovely nipples. It almost looked vulgar when i pasted it on and my nipples were sticking out freely and shamelessly. The fact is, doing a face mask gives you absolute freedom and mobility. Floating around your house with a face mask on is perfectly presentable. However, it is insanely inappropraite to apply the same principle to a breast mask. The policeman will catch you and put you behind bars. Thus, due to legality issues, i had to carry out this entire cult in my bathroom. In order to make full use of my time in the bathroom (since i will be stuck to this place for at least 20 mins), i decided to do a facemask and hairmask simultaneously. I admit i looked totally impossible in front of the mirror. Very near hilarious. If i was a little more liberal, i would have snapped a picture of it and forward it to all my gfs and award them a great 2 minutes of laughter. Trust me, having a face mask, hair mask and breast mask makes you look like a complete joke.
Eventually, a breast mask does not make your breast BIGGER. nor does it make your breast FIRMER. It merely makes your breast happier body parts.
She slaps at 10:41 PM