I need a candy.

On normal days, this email will definitely land herself in my junk box. But, today i am totally dying of boredom. RIGHT NOW. So, i decided to entertain myself a bit before i try to kill Helen Song.
Have you ever
liked your best friend's boyfriend-> nope, we look for different things in a guy.
tried killing someone-> depends on what's the definition of killing. emotional killing: yes, always. physical killing: not yet, but not totally impossible.
fantasized about your teacher-> erm, my teachers are usually either fat, ugly or smelly. how to?
gotten drunk-> DUHHHH. i swim in beer every night.
gotten out of hand in a club-> I get out of hand everywhere possible :)
done threesome-> I am a selfish individual. and would definitely prefer full attention.
kissed someone of the oppsite sex-> Of cuz, why not?
smoked in front of your mum-> I have never ever tried smoking and i never will.
drove without a license-> Oh, why didn't i think of that!
bought sex toys-> Yes, but not for my own consumption.
bought condoms-> Yes, but it was a dare.
sucked someone's toes-> HUH. Im neither insane nor hungry.
cried in front of people-> I think i did, a long time ago in JC when i suffered a major breakup.
quarrelled with strangers-> I just did. My bag knocked into a malay auntie's kid and she scolded me. Fuck la, you jolly well carry your kid if the place is too crowded.
shitted in your pants-> once. when i was really really young. and urgent.
Which do you prefer?
tattoos or piercings-> TATTOOS! i just need funds to do it.
boys or girls-> currently, boys. HAHA
icecreams or cakes-> I prefer steamboat
money or happiness-> definitely happiness :)
friends or boyfriend-> oh no. =X
boy next door or bad boy-> Depends on the committment level i'm willing to invest in.
eyes or nose-> eyes. cuz house bunny says that eyes are the nipples of your face :P
vent or swallow-> Im too rash and impulsive to swallow
run or diet-> i wanted to diet 3 years ago but im still consuming steamboat on a regular basis. So, i'd say run.
compliments or flowers-> Actually i do prefer compliments. I can buy my own flowers.
height or face-> ARGHHHHH. That's the toughest question on earth. I'll skip it.
kiss or touch-> Kiss where? Touch where? Be more specific in life.
beer or juice-> BEEEERRR LAAAAA.
tan or fair-> Girls: Fair. Guys: Tan.
natural or makeup-> of cuz natural, but if you scare without makeup, then maybe going natural is not a good idea afterall.
boobs or butt-> butt!
day or night-> night, why is there even day to begin with.
omg or fuck-> FUCK LA. OMG is too mild to describe or convey any emotions.
abs or arms-> The whole world knows im obsessed over abs!
fruits or veg-> Aren't they the same? They are both disgusting creatures.
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There's actually another 35 questions to go. But i will stop here cuz i realise im revealing too much of myself. I prefer to be secretive =X
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SO BYE! and fuck, i hate the weather today.