Certified Slavery.
The frogs in the pond smirked at me. The birds on the trees sneered at me. The cotton clouds in the sky giggled at me. It is almost like an evil witch casted a damn spell on me. and the spell is called karma. I admit advocating a fun and eventful lifestyle, but least did i expect life to be so wonderous. Because i was a mischevious, impatient and bad kid, i am punished for my delightful sins now. Now i can't even recollect what gave me the courage to come up with the 2 week slave proposal. Nonetheless, i will abide to my promise since i do not wish to tarnish my reputation of being a honorable person. But still, there are rules to all games.
1) Humiliation should not be witnessed by any third party (ie: family members and friends and pets like the cat)
2) No unreasonable commands of any form and shape. (good thing that definition of reasonability lies in my hands :P)
3) No funny blog entry requests.
4) No emotional or physical scarring is allowed.
5) In any event when the feeling of unfairness arise, thou have all rights to defend.
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Alright. The game starts now. and Hello master eric cheah chun kit.