body SLAPPINGsticks body
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Confessions of a beer desperado.

Episode 1--> I bought a huge carton of pink guava juice from 7/11. sara teo thought i had insane craving for guava consumption at that point of time. but i told her i wanted to bring it home cuz i like to drink guave juice. After a while, i realised the ugly burden of carrying this heavy unfriendly carton in my fragile bag. To dispense the consequenses, i went to the toilet and placed the carton of guava juice, unopened and unviolated, at the top of the toilet seat. And i did it in a self-proclaimed secretive manner. or rather in a high on alcohol manner.

Episode 2 -->
Sara: Lets cheers to something big and we shall finish this glass. Make sure its a good one.
Hel: Ok, like what? Cheers to love, sex and money?
Sara: NO. ohh ohh i have a good one. Lets cheers to good results this semester!
Hel: WTF? who cares about results now! Im not gonna drink to that one.
Sara: Ok, how about cheers to us having nice babies. and if our babies are of different gender, we must make sure they know each other!
Hel: ... huh. ok. CHEERS! :):):)

Episode 3--> I have no fetish for popcorns. I detest anything made of flour cuz i see no point in swallowing the aftermath of white powder. On the cab home, sara teo bought a packet of popcorns and ate it happily. I have no recollections of what i was complaining about. guaguagua. The next thing i knew was that i was intaking a continuous generous handful of popcorns in the midst of grumbling ' i hate popcorns, i hate popcorns, i hate popcorns'.

Episode 4--> If im not wrong, i bought 2 bottles of greentea. The concept and treatment was the same as the guava juice as mentioned above. So i just got enlightenment that i have a weird hobby of buying other forms of liquid materials when i have too much beer intake. Whereever are the greenteas now, i don't know.

Episode 5--> We drank beer at kopitiam. and im proud of that. It was not on purpose, definitely not pre-planned. It was just because other proper decent drinking places were too packed with human nonsense.

Anything can happen when i'm out with sara teo. I would'nt be any surprised if she wants to go tiger hunting someday. I'm all prepared babe :)


She slaps at 12:18 AM







The Slapper

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

Loves

Jing
Jing 2
Geraldine
joelle
Mishie
Xing Yue
Adeline
Ying Ying
Lixian
Meiling
Adriel
Dom
siree
lisa
sing ying

Archives

| June 2008 | July 2008 | August 2008 | September 2008 | October 2008 | November 2008 | December 2008 | January 2009 | February 2009 | March 2009 | April 2009 | May 2009 | June 2009 | July 2009 | August 2009 | September 2009 | October 2009 | November 2009 | December 2009 | January 2010 | February 2010 | March 2010 | April 2010 | May 2010 | June 2010 | July 2010 | August 2010 | September 2010 | October 2010 | November 2010 | April 2011