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Sunday, March 22, 2009
The looming monster.
One fine morning, i felt sweat droplets on my belly and my armpit hair. The reality of impending exams awoken me. Exams just spells doom for it means:
1) No more drinking.
2) No more clubbing.
3) No more masking.
4) No more nicely painted nails.
5) No more socialising.
6) No more bathing.
7) No more time for self reflection.
8) No more time for gyming.
9) No more terrorizing friends.
10) Very much snacks binge.
11) Very much meat binge.
12) Very much drug consumption.
13) Very much self delusion.
14) Very much emotional attacks.
15) Very much urge to slaughter.
16) Very much confusion.
So, i foresee a hagard flabby crazy looking psychopathic female specie very soon.
By the way, my mum commented i gained weight. ARGH!
She slaps at 9:40 AM