Monday, March 23, 2009
Say hi to that ass crack.
I was trying hard to sink into this intense respectable state of acadamic self-help. Even if the library was attacked by lunatics or engulfed by fire, i will not give up my books so very captivating. (If you know what i actually mean :P) I swear i did not intentionally peep at other human beings though i'm slightly pervertic in all aspects. Anyway, while fondling with my lovely notes, i noticed a girl sitting across me. This scene is familiar to everyone i'm sure. Butt cracks saying hello to the beautiful world. I don't usually give a damn about butt cracks cuz they are not porn enough to catch my attention at all. But, her revealed crack was SO GENEROUS that i could almost smell her anus.
Subsequently, i spent the next 3 minutes thinking of whether to stick a pen, a lizard, a chopstick or a cucumber into that butt crack. I should be studying i know :)
She slaps at 9:20 PM