Amusement.
Since i am in a pathetic state of poverty now, a voice at the deepest corner of my heart told me i should start looking for a part time job. so i placed a glass of choya by the tea table and started flipping through classifieds in hope of catching something worthy.
1) Playmate at Treehouse Childcare - What does playmate stands for? Do i have to play with them the very enthusiastic way? what if they start running around and making irritating noises? Do i get to beat them up? If i do beat them up, will their parents sue me? If their parents sue me, will i end up in jail for the rest of my holidays? OK NEXT.
2) Wellness coach (immediate) - After some research, i realised wellness essentially means satisfying your mind, body and soul. ooo sounds kinky. So i reckon it should be some job which requires me to engage in mild brain washing, attentive communicating and maybe extra physical servicing to sooth thy body. OK NEXT.
3) Ma maison kitchen helper (immediate) - This sounds attractive since i love the food in Ma maison. I look forward to cutting up onions, slaughtering fishes and slicing bloody beef everyday. I look forward to cleaning and washing dirty greasy woks everyday. I look forward to being scolded harshly by the fat gigantic chef everyday for my clumsiness. OK i look forward not.
4) Pet Groomer - The biggest pet i had was a fat guinea pig. Other pets on the list are some random fishes, tortoises, some hamsters here and there in my life. Pet groomer sounds huge to me. Oh i remember watching it on tv, those funny dogs with funny fur wearing funny clothes participating in funny competitions. I don't even have time to groom myself, talk about grooming pets. OK NEXT.
So, i spent the whole morning analysing the various jobs on classifieds. and it just stops there. now im getting happy on the choya :)