Firstly, i forgot to mention that due to the fucking thief who stole my beloved wallet, i have since parted with my IC and thus relented to using a police report as identification to enter a club. That happened last week too, which essentially means that it is completely acceptable to enter a club using a police report (inevitably making you look like a damn club desperado). However, when i tried to enter rebel today, this incident happened.
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Episode 1:

Bouncer: (flirting with 2 female species which i deem complete nightmares after their carpet-thick makeup and sunshade eyelashes are removed).

Hel: (my turn to show my identification)

Bouncer: What is this?

Hel: Oh, i lost my IC so this is a police report to prove my identity.

Bouncer: (arrogant look) actually we don't accept police report for entry.

Hel: But you accepted it last week.

Bouncer: Oh really. But i don't accept it this week (smug face)

Hel: Oh well. Fine. ( smiles gracefully) ( of cuz in my heart i was hoping he get fucked by a damn goat)

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Welcome to the real world. the superficial world where jerks like mr bouncer wear shallow shades and grow amateur brains. Last week, i was clad in clubbing attire which means heels and more complicated makeup. and this same guy not only let me in but gave me 2 additional free passes to rebel on any days. Today, i wore basic with snickers and light makeup. and this same guy poured the soup of arrogance on me. A very responsible young chap who safeguards the honor of acting as a bouncer.

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Episode 2:

Hel: Eh why are you all here? Its like mambo in here.

Yingying: No la, my friend likes mambo! You can go to the R&B section, its just there.

Hel/Sara: Oh, you mean there's R&B in Zirca? Since when?

Yingying: Not sure leh, you go check it out lo. we join you later.

Hel/Sara: (walks over to the lengendary zirca R&B section) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zirca's R&B is actually Rebel! (apparently they combined operations now). So much for being rejected by a responsible bouncer at rebel. I laughed till my lungs dropped to attack my stomach. That very much made my damn day :)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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