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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Do you know who am i? yes you are a talent scout.

Freedom finally embraced me today. I had the luxury of waking up the very natural way, without any traumatising honking alarms. So, i was loitering around Ang Mo Kio central waiting earnestly for the beloved, with a packet of Tao Kae Noi in hand, munching ferociously cuz i was really hungry. I could almost swallow a damn cow. From afar, i spotted a man wearing black jeans with a matching black rockstarish jacket. and he was marching towards me, looking straight into my eyes. and i suddenly felt a sense a familiarity gushing through my very spine.

Steven Lim: Hi miss! Do you know you are really very pretty? ( blink blink)

Hel: ER. ok... ( blinked back as a form of respect )

Steven Lim: You know who i am right? ( blink blink earnestly)

Hel: ER. no? who are you? ( LOL, of cuz i know him! i even watched his bloody nonsense youtube videos before. ER, when i was insanely free and bored :P)

Steven Lim: OH MY GOD! are you sure you dunnoe who i am? Do you watch tv? I always appear on tv!

Hel: (oh yea and you appeared with your underwear) ER... not sure, too busy to watch tv actually.

Steven Lim: Oh.. anyway i'm Steven Lim ( big wide smile ) and i work closely with media corps.

Hel: ( LOL, SINCE WHENNNNNN did that happen ) Oh really, thats good for you.

Steven Lim: currently i'm working as a talent scout for media corps and i think you should really consider modelling or acting. ( blink blink)

Hel: Ha.. its ok.. Im not interested. I prefer home actually :)

(Of cuz the conversation went on for a little longer before i felt like asking for his signature to make his day and mark a meaningful fullstop to this intrigueing conversation)

Being commented 'pretty' by Mr Steven Lim is not a compliment at all. Totally.

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