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Monday, April 27, 2009
Fortune teller says.

So, for the past 2 days, Ade and me cashed in some part-time funds working as flyer distributors for a numerology booth at fort canning park. Apparently, they were having this event called Body Mind Spirit Festival and trust me, there were loads of weird people there. A psychic kept looking at Ade and we thought he might want her as a protege or something. Ade shall sacrifice her accounting degree for a psychic degree. ( Ade don't kill me. kiddinggggggg)Basically, there were lots of fortune tellers at this event. Be it some weird palm readers, some very much possessed-looking psychics and of course fanciful tarot card readers. There's even a person who could call back the spirits. very very spooky. Well, this is the first one, an astrology reader. Another one. palm reader.
Another one. i-ching (is that how you spell it?) reader. I think i'm in the endless trap of karma! I should stop gossiping. =X
They sell cupcakes!
And this therapist operates beside the cupcake booth. weird.
She's a laughter therapist. So, basically you go to her booth and laugh for 2 mins like a crazy cow and you leave.
Massages!
Outdoor physical event organizer.
Some weird free talks.
Weird uncle angel walking around. His wings are so broad that it brushed into my face 3 times when he tried to walk pass the narrow corridor.
We were so bored that we ended up playing hula hoops. According to Ade, i can be a professional hoopist cuz i can handle 5 hoops with ease :P Ade looked like she's in deep PAIN. HAHA.
Anyway, it was 2 days of interacting with weird people, weird customers and weird mosquitoes. But we both got 150 bucks! ( thanks to our generous fortune teller boss). 150 bucks for just standing around and hula hooping is simply lucky for us. Of cuz he gave us free tellings too, but i'm not gonna broadcast my fate here :P
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Saga 1
Hel: So, can you see whether i will be fat or thin when i grow old?
Master: (looks at me) Er. that is too detailed. cannot see from just your name and birth date. and it depends on what you eat.
Ade: Hahaha, where got people ask this kind of question!
Hel: Oh. ( disappointed)
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Saga 2
Hel: Eh, the fortune teller says that i might have a chance of getting breast cancer when i grow older.
Dad: Huh. what breast cancer? you got breast meh?
Hel: !!!!! AHHHHH!!!! ( walks away painfully)
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But, of course, one should never probe too much into the future. May it be. However, i sincerely pray to whichever god who controls the growth of breasts that my breast will still be intact and bouncy when i get old :)


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