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Saturday, April 18, 2009
He is traumatised.

Pimples are the most evil creatures on earth. I once had a pimple residing in my armpit. This morning, my dad announced that he has a huge pimple at the door of his anus.
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This essentially means he cannot do the following for the next 3 days, as advised by the doctor, who took a magnifying glass to have a clearer view of his anus pimple.
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1) No touching of the pimple. nomatter how itchy or tempting.
2) No seating down. which translates into:
- eat your breakfast, lunch, dinner while standing.
- watch your tv while standing.
- drive while standing.
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So, what do you call someone who has an ass pimple?

ANS: PAIN IN THE ASS =P


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