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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I like Katy Perry today.

So, i just spent 2 hours listening to all her songs and picking out my favourite lines.

From [Thinking of you]

1) You're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter

2) Like a hard candy with a surprise center

3) How do I get better once I've had the best?

From [Hot N Cold]

1) You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

2) You PMS like a bitch

3) Used to laugh bout nothing now your plain boring ( that always happen)

From [I Kissed A Girl]

1) I got so brave, drink in hand ( so its the alcohol that got her out of hand, now i know)

2) I kissed a girl and I liked it ( heh)

3) I hope my boyfriend don't mind it :)

4) Us girls we are so magical. Soft skin, red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist so touchable. Too good to deny it ( yes absolutely)

From [One of the boys]

1) I saw a spider i didn't scream ( i wouldn't either)

2) I chose guitar over ballet ( yes, ballet is too demure)

3) I wanna be a flower not a dirty weed ( who wants to be a dirty weed anyway)

4) I wanna smell like roses not a baseball team (smelly guys)

From [Ur So Gay] ( apparently this bf of hers is fucking gay. not that he likes guys but he acts like a girl)

1) I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

2) While jacking off listening to Mozart ( LOL. who jacks off listening to Mozart!?)

3) You bitch and moan about L.A

4) You don’t eat meat and drive electrical cars

5) You need SPF45 just to stay alive

6) You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal

7) You’re so skinny you should really super size the deal

8) I can’t believe I fell in love With someone that wears more make up

That's why and how i like her today :)

She slaps at 12:12 PM

The Slapper

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

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